marisol farré

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Not a drag queen.

[Young Old Soul @hiyaheaux]

A lady just asked me am I proud to be celebrating the devils holiday. Ma’am I’m a banana.

[🇧🇪 @purplesectorz]

Lance Stroll 2023 Monaco highlights

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

The “guns don’t kill people” people sure seem to think a book can make you gay.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

BREAKING NEWS: Lauren Boebert Files For Divorce, Moves Back In With Family Of Raccoons In The Woods Behind The Dollar General

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/Gqe1lHq911

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Me making eye contact with a baby on the subway

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

They were five people, including an 8-year-old boy. What a vile and dehumanizing way to describe the victims of a mass shooting

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Eats A Kid https://t.co/NtjpcYozUM

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Marjorie Taylor Greene is an absolute, fucking idiot.

[Kendall Rae @KendallRaeOnYT]

Imagine having zero self awareness

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Hate it here

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

There are people who *ACTUALLY* believe that we're afraid of the guy who thinks he was persecuted worse than Jesus, who was crucified.

I say bring on Diaper Donnie.
"Will be wild."

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

I’m just saying…

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If it’s not the identity of the shooter, they’ll blame the doors, if it’s not the doors, they’ll blame the pot, if it’s not the pot, they’ll blame the porn, if it’s not the porn, they’ll blame it on ‘too few good guys with guns’, if there were lots of ‘good guys with guns’, they’ll say there was ‘nothing anyone could have done.’
And then they’ll do nothing.
But they will never, ever, not ever blame the guns.
And it IS the guns.
It’s always the guns.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

2 drivers in Florida started firing their guns at each other in a fit of road rage for no reason. One man had a 5-year-old in his car and the other one had a 14-year-old. Both of the children got shot. Just like our forefathers intended when they wrote the Constitution.

[Carolyn Hinds 🇧🇧 #FreePalestine #CongoInCrisis @CarrieCnh12]

What does it mean if I see a Saint Bernard taking a nap?

[grace 🤝 @debtbarbie]

it’s so funny to see tweets like this bc…they DO know their audience…they’re a multi million dollar company. YOU losers are the minority here!!! everyone hates you bigots and you only think you’re the majority because you’re all so fucking loud and annoying about your baseless hatred.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Today in Nashville “YOU BAN BOOKS, YOU BAN DRAG— KIDS ARE STILL IN BODY BAGS.” Students demanding gun safety chant

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

If you believe that an AR 15 is worth more than a child you are an enemy of the American people

That’s it. That’s the tweet.