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[mari @MarissaEstela]

my favorite streamer🤎@GeorgeNotFound

[kay @ierowalls]

acho que nunca vou amar algo como eu amei one direction

[golden⏳MISSES HARRY ★★ @luckyagain_505]

when liam payne died two years ago people were calling me like i knew him personally

[jane ౨ৎ 💋🪩 @prnstacherry]

“you’re so funny” thanks i watched my favourite band go from five to four. twice.

[sarah 🍓 @taylorwthelays]

I've cried at work too she's not special

[中国 Sophiethequinn @Sophiethequin]

i love how girls who wear pads could not care less about girls who wear tampons but girls who wear tampons have this weird superiority complex over girls who wear pads...whyyy

[hannah ♡ @lvenderhazey]

the concept of maura and amber being on the same level as jackson and tyler to carrie ann #dwts

[Pari is a weirdo @laukipari]

You know who actual whores are? Men. Addicted to sex, watching porn, subscribing to onlyfans, raping, sexually assaulting women, animals, kids, anything with a hole. This is what people who are addicted to sex do. This is what men do. Fucking whores.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“women should stop putting themselves in dangerous situations”

MEN SHOULD STOP MAKING SITUATIONS DANGEROUS 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[✧ @preposterousbbg]

men will believe a woman is a slut with zero evidence, but they need a documentary, 12 witnesses, DNA, surveillance footage, and God’s signature to believe a man is a rapist.

[🦢 @loungingmee]

I recently read:

“When I hear ‘not all men,’ my response is: ‘Not all sharks either, but I still get scared when I see one.’”

And whew. That’s it. That’s the whole fucking point.

[j⋆｡˚ @flwersvt]

they are booing carrie ann but she’s right jenna is dancing too hard and i wish she would’ve told harry that too #dwts

[Softboy @softcreateee]

We are currently living in a timeline where women can be thrown in jail for having an abortion, but seven men who gang rape a woman only have to write an essay to “think about what they did”.

[COZYVIBES @thespookygirll]

y’all will never be able to convince me that hot sticky weather is better than chilly crispy weather

[Amanda Taróloga @amandatarologaa]

TODOS ESTAMOS DE ACORDO QUE PASSAR FRIO É MIL VEZES MELHOR QUE PASSAR CALOR?????

[𑣲epoch || shedrtwt @astrocat16x]

WHEN YOUR SKINNY FRIEND WONT STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW FAT SHE FEELS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU WHEN YOURE VISIBLY BIGGER THAN HER SO YOU JUST STFU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

[bnuuy @myuleeee]

i wish i was never fat in the first place. i missed out on so many things and being fat just ruined my childhood. if i could go back and tell my younger self to just not eat so much maybe i would’ve never had this account in the first place sigh

[jack o lauren 🦇 #MJTWT @thrillersbabe]

THAT'S 3 PEOPLE FROM HOME ALONE 2 IN THE SAME YEAR WTFFFF

[jack o lauren 🦇 #MJTWT @thrillersbabe]

i cannot believe that greasy orange fuck outlived dolly parton

[lithping leetha @loothifer]

DOLLY PARTON BEFORE DONALD TRUMP ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME