MarissaJoy

I am the Marketing Director for @promowestlive. I like shows, sarcastic humor and video games. I don't believe in hashtags.

[MarissaJoy @MarissaJoy73]

@EileenEarley @LaurNicole Reddit says Andy Richter, Tracy, & Jeff Tweedy

[MarissaJoy @MarissaJoy73]

So hey @batemanjason and @arnettwill and @seanhayes we flew from Ohio to see you! Can’t wait! @smartless @dougrisher

[MegaCorp Pavilion @MegaCorPavilion]

Hello Cincy/Newport/Covington/SW Ohioans/Northern Kentuckians/Bunbarians & everyone all around and in-between! We can’t wait for the chance to meet you all later this year! Follow us online & sign up for our newsletter at https://t.co/wNvttPPElp so you don’t miss a beat! 🎤🔊🙌

[MarissaJoy @MarissaJoy73]

I am dying. 😹😹

[Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley]

“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap

“I can see that,” responds judge

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Trump lawyer David Schoen says the impeachment is an effort to "disenfranchise" the 74 million who voted for Trump.

Which is an interesting accusation given the two months of attempts by Trump & Co. to *literally* disenfranchise voters in states Biden win.

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

please trip on the way to marine 1 please trip on the way to marine 1 please trip on the way marine 1 please trip on the way to marine 1

[Columbus Underground @ColsUnderground]

Columbus Underground film critics Hope Madden and George Wolf have made a short film and you can catch it streaming from UK Film Channel! (Caution: that's a lot of profanity.) Enjoy Godspeed by @MaddWolf : https://t.co/VCNQK90v0Q

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

We have been failing a lot of people for a long time.

[Bunbury Festival @bunburyfestival]

Bunbarians, It was our hope that the big picture would look very differently by this stage, but unfortunately it is with the safety and wellbeing of our fans, artists and staff in mind that we have chosen to postpone our plans for the next installment of Bunbury Music Festival.

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

We are officially terminating Donald J. Trump's Blockbuster account and will seek litigation to collect his $35,670.42 in late fees.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

one thing nobody's really talking about is that although one Trump supporter got shot, three of them managed to die from walking around a building for a couple of hours? I walk around buildings all the time and it's pretty easy to stay alive

[Chris Gethard @ChrisGethard]

I hope they make the guy dressed as a minotaur go to trial in the minotaur outfit.

[Danny Zuker @DannyZuker]

Suspended from all social media, @realDonaldTrump is currently ranting about Mitt Romney on an Amazon customer review page for dress socks.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

So are the police or National Guard or whoever going to remove the fascist terrorists from the United States Capitol building or are white people just allowed to do that?

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

Domestic terrorism. No one should call it anything else.

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

How about WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE NATIONAL GUARD

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Today things are possible that were not yesterday. 😀🚀🇺🇸

[Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman]

Great, now we have to find all the Horcruxes McConnell is going to hide in.

[MarissaJoy @MarissaJoy73]

Just saw someone call the US Canada’s pants and that is what I’m calling us now. 🇨🇦 👖