Marissa

threat level: midnight

[Marissa @Marissaprobably]

@RobinBernad Too bad, even if he did he couldn’t beat his brother the first time around

[Marissa @Marissaprobably]

@kevinb420 And you look like a Reddit moderator what about it

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

NOT IN OUR HOUSE ❌

[⭐️ @hescutelatino]

early results are in!

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

BACK-TO-BACK SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!!!

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

When you come for the Kingdom, YOU BEST NOT MISS.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!!

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I did not receive a nomination for the Forbes 30 under 30 and I think it’s because this is how I answered the question about my favorite app

[Smosh @smosh]

WE BOUGHT SMOSH

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!

[Arrowhead Pride @ArrowheadPride]

“Burrowhead, my ass!”

[Yeroc @ItsCoreyScherer]

It’s my birthdayyyyyyyyyyyy and all I want is a John Deere tractor 500x iphone 4

[Sam and Colby @SamandColby]

4000 retweets and we will post all the locations for Season Two 👀 #Empath

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Let’s have some fun, I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (So we can dm you the money if you win). Will show proof of paying winner ❤️

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

Happy COCKtober 🤪 it’s time to get spooky 👹 with your pookie 😏 yeah how about a trick AND a treat? 😲 on the 31st you better whip out that halloweener 😂 but be careful…don’t get ghosted! 👻😅

[Marissa @Marissaprobably]

@j_shuffles This is my aesthetic

[AQUARIUS TRAPHOUSE® @aquarina]

BITCH. ITS FUCKING. AQUARIUS. SEASON

[Marissa @Marissaprobably]

My cat somehow managed to jump 5 feet into the air to steal his own stocking off the wall and break into his Christmas present early

[Marissa @Marissaprobably]

@jakewebber you’re fucking welcome