Marius Brumaru

[Marius Brumaru @MariusBrumaru]

You can spray tan a baby if you want to, it's not illegal. http://t.co/YVqWifzRm9

[Marius Brumaru @MariusBrumaru]

http://t.co/vW00d4A6ry I was going to exercise until I remembered the story about that healthy guy that died that one time.

[Marius Brumaru @MariusBrumaru]

Just met a nerdy spider. He's a web designer http://t.co/dyEWNC69oD

[Marius Brumaru @MariusBrumaru]

http://t.co/h3hsVr1Ky0 Ceilings were just ambitious walls.

[Marius Brumaru @MariusBrumaru]

Ceilings were just ambitious walls. http://t.co/9Tc950BBLV

[Marius Brumaru @MariusBrumaru]

http://t.co/vm1C8ndwL9 I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

[Marius Brumaru @MariusBrumaru]

http://t.co/5ok8i7neVf Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

[Marius Brumaru @MariusBrumaru]

http://t.co/jH1PkYS8yi "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession

[Marius Brumaru @MariusBrumaru]

http://t.co/jkvJE99N38 Give a man a cheeseburger, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to cheeseburger, I'm high as fuck.

[Marius Brumaru @MariusBrumaru]

http://t.co/gaETECJ3 I spend like $600 every month on free trials for stuff I forgot to cancel.

[Marius Brumaru @MariusBrumaru]

http://t.co/syfrgQ3X I don't mean to brag but 14 bots are hitting on me and I've already received 72 viruses. -- Nerds

[Marius Brumaru @MariusBrumaru]

@CrinAntonescu09
si ce va urma ?

[Marius Brumaru @MariusBrumaru]

Domnule chiulagiu, Asa ati trecut si prin scoala, cu 1% prezenta ?
Va rog sa va treziti

[Marius Brumaru @MariusBrumaru]

@tbasescu
Domule Basescu, va sustin din toata inima.