Dudley Dursley

[Dudley Dursley @Mark2Glory]

Miss Granger, shut up! You're not doing anyone any favors! #idghp

[Dudley Dursley @Mark2Glory]

@JonesOrlandeo @7UpYoursJones This is beautiful. Ten points to...oh wait...no. #idghp

[Orlando Jones @JonesOrlandeo]

Hufflepuff did something hella rad? Well that's nice but #IDGHP (I don't give house points)

[Dudley Dursley @Mark2Glory]

You found the Chamber of Secrets. You opened the Chamber of Secrets?! You're lucky I don't give House Points. #idghp

[Dudley Dursley @Mark2Glory]

I don't care if you found my keys!! #hufflepuff #idghp #housepoints

[Dudley Dursley @Mark2Glory]

If Harry scores with Cho do the points go to Gryffindor or Ravenclaw? #housepoints #IDGHP

[Dudley Dursley @Mark2Glory]

@7UpYoursJones Honestly,I can't believe you're following me. I am super flattered, sir! Love you in #SleepyHollow Glad you enjoy #IDGHP

[Dudley Dursley @Mark2Glory]

@7UpYoursJones Who has time for that nonsense? And it doesn't matter if Dumbledore just screws it all up with his Whose Line approach.

[Dudley Dursley @Mark2Glory]

Correct, Mr...I'm sorry. Who are you? Have you always been in this class? Ten points to whatshisface. #idghp

[Dudley Dursley @Mark2Glory]

You've turned in your essay. What do you want? A cookie?! Shove off. #idghp

[Dudley Dursley @Mark2Glory]

Look who managed to show up to class. Sit. Down. Now. #idghp

[Dudley Dursley @Mark2Glory]

Why don't wizards learn higher maths? Do they stop with long division? #idghp #HarryPotter