Mark Fischer

Avid NPR listener and fantasy sports enthusiast. I know a thing or two about the human eye but nothing I say here reflects that knowledge.

[Mark Fischer @Mark_Fischer6]

@BRWalkoff No

[Mark Fischer @Mark_Fischer6]

@nicky_nicholson Guys been talking about how all these people packing lunches are fools for spending so much money

[Mark Fischer @Mark_Fischer6]

@connarrice Is this a real thing? People think this?

[Mark Fischer @Mark_Fischer6]

Alright hear me out…. Gogurt but pudding.

[Mark Fischer @Mark_Fischer6]

Update to the update: should have said shift. I blame United for this one too.

[Mark Fischer @Mark_Fischer6]

Update. The flight was cancelled because the pilots shit ended. Good effort

[Mark Fischer @Mark_Fischer6]

I’ve been on a plane for 5 hours. Good news is that I think we’re going to take off soon.

[Mark Fischer @Mark_Fischer6]

I’ve been on a plane for 5 hours. Good news is that I think we’re going to take off soon.

[Mark Fischer @Mark_Fischer6]

@connarrice 4/10 really good execution

[Mark Fischer @Mark_Fischer6]

Are they going to keep letting these punters get lit up? I mean come on, one of them is going to be in the running for player of the game.

[Mark Fischer @Mark_Fischer6]

@connarrice Is thanksgiving sponsored by Turducken and nobody told me until today?

[Mark Fischer @Mark_Fischer6]

@connarrice I think that the eraser is the clear winner. Another option would be flat head screwdriver if you’re in a pinch.

[Mark Fischer @Mark_Fischer6]

@BrianDeal Have you seen the Rings of Power on prime though? Pretty elite stuff

[Mark Fischer @Mark_Fischer6]

@connarrice Is that my McCoy jersey

[Mark Fischer @Mark_Fischer6]

https://t.co/3Uh79mPNjc This is a heartbreaking story. With climate change increasing flooding potential, we need to take a closer look at the nations emergency alert system. If they were alerted minutes prior to this, that is not soon enough. #kentuckyFlooding

[Mark Fischer @Mark_Fischer6]

Democratic state legislatures across the country need to start passing bills mandating male vasectomies. Bringing law suits that go to the Supreme Court to bring about reproductive rights protections.

[Mark Fischer @Mark_Fischer6]

@BoardManGetsPD Hottest thing on twitter right now

[Mark Fischer @Mark_Fischer6]

@VLazslo @ClayTravis This is one of the worst takes on twitter.

[Mark Fischer @Mark_Fischer6]

Is Iowa on the Mississippi or the Rio Grande?

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

2day I joined Sen Ernst in introducing the BUILD It Act to empower states to build a S border wall & save taxpayer $$ This will help fill the void of the Biden admin not enforcing our immigration laws

[Mark Fischer @Mark_Fischer6]

That’s not going to help what happened in Buffalo or Southern.

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

I will continue to push for Congress to pass my EAGLES Act that would give schools & law enforcement the resources needed to help make sure dangerous individuals can't do what happened 2day in Texas

[Mark Fischer @Mark_Fischer6]

Hey Mitch: might be about time you stop relying on @God to pass some gun legislation

[U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell @SenMcConnell]

Horrified and heartbroken by reports of the disgusting violence directed at innocent schoolkids in Uvalde, Texas. The entire country is praying for the children, families, teachers, and staff and the first responders on the scene.