Mark Fontes

Property investor. Professional voiceover. Man of the World.

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What doesn't kill you doesn't make you live longer.

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@SouthwestAir Gabriel Whitted of your grounds crew at Houston Hobby is extremely rude, flippant, insensitive and unprofessional.

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@Commentaryz1ep Not from you

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@AmericanAir Right like you people would actually do something to placate me or reprimand Jodie at HNL. Just know that she’s a piece of garbage.

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@AmericanAir JODIE (HNL gate C3, flt 2888, 30.07.2026) is the lowest form of human SCUM on earth! Late to the podium, worked slowly, was very, very rude and unhelpful. The fat check-in girl at the gate itself was also very rude. FYI, I got both bags under the seat 😁🖕🏻

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@SilencioAlphx Soooo staged and false

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@CapitalOfficial Jimmy Hill, Googling and Wikipedia-ing are yesterday’s news mate … you should do an AI search on Sekou

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@KennethKamen maybe your next book can be on how the Dodgers beat your team. Know your Brooklyn roots!

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@Chulbuliforever They are the worst. Some of them anyway

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@dodgers_360 Freddie’s surfer dude personality would never work in NY 😂 Maybe Long Beach, Long Island

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@dussyme He a smart, no-nonsense fellow who knows that marriage is a trap

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@oelma__ Soooo America 😂😂 England invented tipping and they only do it if they really like their service

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@Jesii_ca_M Jessica Simpleton

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@nxcare The National Express app is so antiquated! It should send out push notifications (like nearly every other app) when there’s a schedule or transfer point change 😂

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@simphiweyinkoc_ Unmarried in your 40’s is “just enjoy life.” ☺️

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@TalkinBaseball_ He was a true hero. Not re-signing him would be like the Ravens cutting Trent Dilfer after he won them the SB 25 years ago.

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@its_The_Dr So American. Here in China, tipping makes the recipient feel guilty. England is where tipping was invented and they only tip if they really like their service.

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@stfuesh Dinosaur

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@LADodgersMuse Teaching one of my English classes in Tianjin, China. I immediately posted this on WeChat.

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@OmarGuangzhou Never heard of a tackle nor interception in baseball 😂😂⚾️ Go Dodgers.

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@OmarGuangzhou Not as incredible as the atmosphere the Dodgers just enjoyed at Rogers Centre 👍🏻😉⚾️🇺🇸