Mark Alphy

Me.

[Mark Alphy @MarkAlphy]

I am reading a judgement and I can't help but feel that the Hon. Magistrate is flirting with me. Her penmanship is without fault.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Waiting till you look homeless before getting a haircut>>>>>

[Mark Alphy @MarkAlphy]

@KRACare Pia mimi nishawalipa hiyo chwani Shuru aliinsist sana.😅

[Mark Alphy @MarkAlphy]

@KRACare , tame your bot!

[Mark Alphy @MarkAlphy]

@KRACare Your systems are pathetically slow to generate invoices but your bot is quick to yap about not receiving payment.😅
KM, have you filed your returns?

[Mark Alphy @MarkAlphy]

@KRACare 3 reminders in a span of 16 hours is crazy work.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Marco Palestra to Chelsea, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties.

Atalanta to receive package over €55m fee plus sell-on clause, long term deal to Italian talented RWB.

Chelsea hijack Inter move and get new talent for Xabi Alonso.

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

Cristiano Ronaldo: The first man to score at six #FIFAWorldCup tournaments

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Most FIFA World Cups scored in by a player - 6 by Cristiano Ronaldo

Suiiiiii 🐐

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 OFFICIAL: CRISTIANO RONALDO IS THE FIRST PLAYER EVER TO SCORE AT 6 WORLD CUPS.

[Mark Alphy @MarkAlphy]

What's that Just Fontane stat?

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Messi leads the way 🎯

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Revealing our 2026/27 Premier League fixtures! 🔵🗓️

[Mark Alphy @MarkAlphy]

And so it begins...

[C H I E F, the NuriaStore Bookseller @bennetowuonda]

Did anyone else read dictionaries and encyclopedias for fun as a kid or am I just weird?

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

I just remembered how excited I was to stop using pencils and start writing with a pen in Primary 3. Funny how the smallest things felt like major milestones back then.

If only I knew 😭

[☄️ @Aatishfishann]

to be loved is to be seen

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you accidentally nod in class and now the teacher is explaining the lesson only to you

[C @cyrusamanya]

You should have things you don't do, places you don't go to, substances you don't take, words you don't say

By all means, have Principles and Standards.

[Miracle Mudeyi @MiracleMudeyi]

Link to the full Rigathi Gachagua Impeachment decision by the High Court: https://t.co/zR8H2nmEPA