Mark Bernt

Sometimes it's hard work making myself look this busy.

[Mark Bernt @MarkAndCookies]

Words of wisdom from my husband: When you go to the mall and shop til you drop, you can call it a Fendi bender.

[Mark Bernt @MarkAndCookies]

It says so much about the US that I was more comfortable being myself and expressing love for my husband in Mexico than I am in the city I live in. I hate it here.

[Mark Bernt @MarkAndCookies]

I'm not particularly a fan of Bob Dylan, but listening to him reminds me of car rides with my Mom. ❤️

[Kardashian Videos @KUWTKVideos]

"die with a good snapchat going through"

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

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[Mark Bernt @MarkAndCookies]

The Last of Us' Bill and Frank episode wrecked me and hubby.

[Mark Bernt @MarkAndCookies]

@mthpdx It's not raining in Salem yet, but I'm on the edge of my seat with anticipation. Cannot wait for the cozy Oregon we know and love!

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Find the duck 🦆

[jewyorican on b l u e s k y @Jewyorican]

Mix things up by putting framed quotes meant for the kitchen into the bathroom

[Mark Bernt @MarkAndCookies]

@bookishbritney @pdx_hilbo Woot woot! I'm looking forward to the (hopefully) rave review!

[Mark Bernt @MarkAndCookies]

@bookishbritney Willamette Valley Vineyards Riesling! If I had my wine book in front of me, there'd be so many more to list!

[Mark Bernt @MarkAndCookies]

@PupAmp An evil fucking bastard!

[Mark Bernt @MarkAndCookies]

Where the hell else would I post this?

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Am I just fucking stupid or is Everything, Everywhere, All at Once a terrible movie? I want 2+ hours of my life back, please. Hubby was enthralled. I fell asleep.

[Mark Bernt @MarkAndCookies]

@pdx_hilbo This is what I needed to hear today. Thank you! I've been in an anti social hole for so many reasons and am slowly finding my way back out again.

[Mark Bernt @MarkAndCookies]

On this Mother's Day, and really every day, I miss my Mom. ❤

[Mark Bernt @MarkAndCookies]

@mthpdx Thank you! Every time I turn on YouTube (without AdBlock) and every time I open the mailbox there he is! The best way to prove you're wasting money is to bombard me with asks and advertisements...

[Mark Bernt @MarkAndCookies]

@mthpdx Go mid week! We tried Paris Baguette the week it opened (for Korean nostalgia) and everyone knew the protocol.

[Mark Bernt @MarkAndCookies]

I never tweet anything anymore, but I'm breaking my silence to say that Ringo Starr is the most attractive 80+ year old I've ever seen.