Mark

Boy called Noah, stole lots of animals and took them to the park. The end

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Just want to apologise for breaking a Michael Jackson CD. My Bad.

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Roy Chubby Brown on The Chase

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Joey Essex is doing well at these trials. He's fucked tomorrow though, its the bushtucker dot to dot puzzle

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Time for I'm A Cockroach, Get Me Out Of This Pricks Mouth

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#AskSamCxfactor how long can you keep your head under the water in the bath? Longer than 6 minutes and I'll vote for you tonight

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Apparently if you light a rocket and put it in one of they dog shite bins you get an amazing display

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The boy from Rough Copy was good when he was in Coming To America

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Wouldn't light a sparkler for the cunt

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#AwkwardShoppingSituations when you don't know how to use the self service till and accidentally put a PS3 through as bananas

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"trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something nice to eat, if you don't I'll smash your fucking windows ya beast" halloween in Scotland

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Full chapter in Alex Ferguson's new book about him repeatedly trying to sign Bob Malcolm but failing to meet his wage demands

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Channel 4 have slipped up with this toilet thing. They should have kept it for Christmas night

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#ThingsYouDontSayAtAFuneral "I expected a better turnout, its dead in here"

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#ThingsYouDontSayAtAFuneral "excuse me vicar I'm starving, could you stick the steak pie in the fire with him?"

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Dinner time's a lot better when The Chase is on, but when some cunt takes the minus offer I take it out on my chips and stab the lot of them

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25 minutes into this London Irish. I hope the comedy bit is in the last 5 minutes, utter pish

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I hope Moyes saved his game last night, if he's got it on auto save he's fucked

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GTA was better when the wee cunt ran about in his boiler suit shouting "Grand Theft Auto"

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Naismith's fault