Mark Asbell

Husband. Dad. Living our adventure.

[Mark Asbell @MarkAsbell]

The greatest satisfaction in life is in investing your life in the lives of others.

[Mark Asbell @MarkAsbell]

“No one is illegal on stolen land”, Billie Eilish.

If I stole the land I live on am I legal there? Why am I paying for the land? Can someone steal it from me and be legal too? So many questions. I’m sure there’s a logical explanation.

[Mark Asbell @MarkAsbell]

If supporters of ICE and Border Patrol had rioted at the border from 2020-2024 there would be peace in MN right now. Is that how the new logic that's going around works? Trying to figure it out.

[Mark Asbell @MarkAsbell]

Is this how AI takes over? It’s been a while since I watched The Matrix but maybe this is it. @Verizon #verizon #VerizonOutage

[Mark Asbell @MarkAsbell]

For anyone who doesn't think TDS is real, all he had to do is repeat what Tylenol already said for those suffering from TDS to show themselves.

[Mark Asbell @MarkAsbell]

Relate

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Sometimes I say things so profound that people that it’s stupid.

And sometimes I say things so stupid that people thinks it’s profound.

[Mark Asbell @MarkAsbell]

Has anyone died or been arrested because of something they said or posted on social media about Charlie Kirk's assassination?

Ok then, everyone is still free to say whatever they want - that's free speech.

However, free speech does not come with an employment guarantee.

[Mark Asbell @MarkAsbell]

When it is about politicians there is some mystery because so much of what they do is behind closed doors without cameras, but Charlie was on camera almost non-stop.

Anyone can find countless unedited hours of him having respectful dialogue with everyone from every walk of life

[Mark Asbell @MarkAsbell]

I'm sad for the people who are so deceived they believe the terrible things being said about Charlie Kirk.

Misinformation has never been so obvious.

[Mark Asbell @MarkAsbell]

Bacon is an experience that lasts all day because that's how long it takes the smell to go away. 😋🥓

[Mark Asbell @MarkAsbell]

Some people’s daddy issues are he totally abandoned them and their mom (or is dead). Other people’s daddy issues are he wasn’t absolutely perfect and/or didn’t give them everything they wanted.

Knowing where you actually are on that spectrum really matters.

[Mark Asbell @MarkAsbell]

Companies are going too far with the use of AI for customer service! @Venmo has made it impossible to reach a person in order to report an account that is pretending to be someone else to trick people into sending them money that is intended for a family in need. Do better!

[Mark Asbell @MarkAsbell]

@Abashai_ Cows eat vegetables. We eat cows. Problem solved.

[Mark Asbell @MarkAsbell]

I’m mo political genius but based on my observations the last thing I’d do is arrest Newsom b/c it would give him a “victim” card to play and nothing would stick to him anyway (like all politicians). Let him keep whining like all the other wanna be victims in this society.

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

"Tom, arrest me"
Newsom's message to Tom Homan

Gavin Newsom should have been arrested for the lockdowns. Please Tom, for the love of God, throw him in jail forever.

[Mark Asbell @MarkAsbell]

Can't believe I didn't foresee this inevitable fallout - Trump💥Elon

[Mark Asbell @MarkAsbell]

Hey guys - one of the most effective ways to occasionally tell one of your bros "Hey, I'm thinking about you and hope you're doing well" without sounding soft like that is send him a funny and at least mildly inappropriate meme that maybe even insults him a little bit.

[Mark Asbell @MarkAsbell]

“He is not here. He has risen, just as He said.” Matthew 28:6

[Mark Asbell @MarkAsbell]

Great thread!

[Jil Theo @theo_jil]

I'm 54.

I wasted 24 years learning this the hard way. But I'll teach you in 5 minutes.

If you're soft, stop reading now.

Here are 24 uncomfortable truths I wish I knew earlier:

[Mark Asbell @MarkAsbell]

Seems the tariff topic has everyone worried so here’s some timeless wisdom that ought to help us get through these tough times:

https://t.co/7F449kNugh

[Mark Asbell @MarkAsbell]

Do not be deceived by the pressures and expectations of culture. You are enough for basic needs.

[Mark Asbell @MarkAsbell]

Men, let's be clear about what is 'enough' with regard to your role as provider. You should be able to provide food, shelter, clothing - you know some basic needs.

[Mark Asbell @MarkAsbell]

It might look like hamburger steak instead of filet mignon. It might look like a small place w/ kids sharing bedrooms instead of thousands of sq ft of small mansion. It might look like a few outfits instead of closets full of clothes.