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THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES ARE TWO TIME SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS

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@Jsicle96 - "i just want to stay up all night and eat food and talk about Jesus!" Never have i been more in agreement with another human

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@NickAUSGRIT Buddy i promise you, half of us hate everything you just mentioned about living here

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@IronPigs This is what happens when Hambone wins smh lol

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@Raiderfrank65 And if my grandmother had wheels she’d be a bike. Fact is they didn’t and he was hauling ass never slowing up based on the throw, so its a triple

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@RealMamaEagle “Eat your vegetables, Mmhmm”

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@IronPigs Im glad i got to see the win last night but i LITERALLY told @TurtleNotFast “i root for Hambone every time and he never wins. He wins like twice a year and I never get to see it” i am a broken man

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America is the Philadelphia of the world

[FIFA World Cup 26 Philadelphia™ @FWC26Philly]

Jump on the bandwagon, Philly 🇨🇮

#HowDoYouPhan x @equipenatciv

[kira @kirahisuki]

YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF LITTLE KISSES ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU'RE GIGGLING AND BLUSHING BECAUSE THAT IS PEAK

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*gets to

[s h a d o w @lovedemonx]

date idea:

mario kart and the loser has to give head

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

CATCH OF THE YEAR⁉️

Colby Thomas with the robbery 😱

(via @MLB)

[Zoe @bringonthefog]

What bible verse are we writing today, my dudes?

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@Sassafrass_84 I know she didn’t say “you worship a pedophile” with all these trumpers holding it down for her in the comments lmao

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@AlwaysByrnes @andgingerpilled @CBS21NEWS No because straight people falling in love with each other has never been socially unacceptable. Pride rightfully exists because there are still people who think some people shouldn’t be allowed to love who they love. Its disturbing you’re an adult who doesn’t understand that

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@KimKatieUSA “Clever” i think you mean “bitch ass”

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@AlwaysByrnes @andgingerpilled @CBS21NEWS Straight people have buttsex too, dipshit

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@SpikeEskin Only you could turn our franchise player hitting for the cycle in a blowout win over our rival into a negative thing.

[Markatron @Markatron55]

Buddy we can disagree all day on cats vs dogs, mustard or ketchup, i can even be friends with people who have a different god. But if you are literally saying you don’t think some people have the same human rights because of who they love, then fuck you wholly supremely and fully

[reason @reason]

"Some players are religious, some are not. Some support gay rights, some do not. Some believe ranch dressing is the best condiment, some have no taste. This is, fortunately, their right," writes @billybinion.
https://t.co/VAhRbMJqTT

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@Adzter961 @Nathanswfc2004 My brother in Christ, where do you think West Virginia is

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Someone get a raise for whoever decided to put Jameis Winston on World Cup coverage

[“Sports fan Mark Kremer” @mark_kremer]

Breaking news: rival fans hate opposing team’s best player and uses middle fingers. More on this at 11!

How about you stop being so soft?