Horatio Caine

Highly Favored-|Pelicans| |49ers|

[Horatio Caine @Markatron_]

This is crazy talk lmfao

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Windhorst: "(The Celtics) felt that Derrick White had a better season (than Jaylen Brown)."

White in 25-26:
16.5 PPG
4.4 RPG
5.4 APG
+6.8 on-off net rating (per @databallr, low leverage removed)

Brown:
28.7 PPG
6.9 RPG
5.1 APG
-6.2 on-off net rating

[Horatio Caine @Markatron_]

This is how Terminator started

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[Horatio Caine @Markatron_]

Might be broom time for the Spurs

[Horatio Caine @Markatron_]

@Lakers y’all don’t have a Zaza Pachulia on the roster? Y’all need a crash dummy to do some damage

[Horatio Caine @Markatron_]

😂😂😂😂😂 facts bro

[Mark Go with your move Caesar @pissyopants1]

This how my nephew mason be😂😂😂 @Markatron_

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

This photo after Jo Adell’s third home run robbery 🔥

(📸: kay_kraus/IG)

[Harrison Valentine @HValentineLSU]

I’ve worked at LSU for seven years. Saw Joe Burrow’s 2019 season and Jayden Daniels’ 2023 season. Saw Paul Skenes strike out 209 batters.

We’re approaching a territory I’ve never seen before with Kailin Chio.

[Horatio Caine @Markatron_]

Might as well sub in JJ Reddick

[Horatio Caine @Markatron_]

Not shocked by how the Lakers getting beat.

[Food Pleaser @FoodPleaser]

Tartar sauce is not available…. What you putting on these filets? 🎣

[Horatio Caine @Markatron_]

This may or not be an April Fools joke

[Popeyes @Popeyes]

Our chitlins recipe is almost finalized 👌

[Horatio Caine @Markatron_]

@FDSportsbook @FanDuel UCF over UCLA

[Horatio Caine @Markatron_]

@FDSportsbook @FanDuel Kansas & Michigan State

[Heat Central @TheHeatCentral]

Colin Cowherd on the criticism Bam is receiving for scoring 83 points:

“Bam Adebayo scored 83 points last night. Everybody is attacking him. This is what we do in America. The minute there’s success we have to tear everybody down. 83 is 83. He’s an excellent basketball player. When Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 points his team was fouling the Knicks to get extra possessions. When Kobe scored 81 against an awful Raptors team, the Lakers led by 15 with 4:30 left and Kobe scored another 11. Bam had 31 in the 1st! 62 after 3 quarters! It was totally legitimate! Every star in this league has had the chance to play the Wizards and they don’t score 83!��

(Via @TheHerd)

[Horatio Caine @Markatron_]

@49ers y’all over achieved great season.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

The world has never been so unauthentic

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

It'd be an innocent meeting between friends if they were polar bears

[Horatio Caine @Markatron_]

#fttb

[Horatio Caine @Markatron_]

@pissyopants1 Facts imma take em for back to back games

[Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX]

Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the house
The air conditioner was running
Because you live in the south