Mark Austin

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin1985]

@jonmorosi @Braves Will Smith will eventually step up and flush it down the toilet.

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin1985]

@StubHub you suck! Criminal motherfuckers.

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin1985]

@MatthewHursey @Braves Gave him a 10-run lead and he wasn’t able to finish the 3rd before Snit had to pull him. Doesn’t look like the O’s were necessarily his problem.

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin1985]

@grantmcauley Is there any chance Tommy Milone could be the PTBNL?

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin1985]

@Keys1Van @Braves We went out and traded for a batting practice pitcher.

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin1985]

@TampaWe @Braves Spot him a 10-run lead and he can’t get thru 3. Better hope the bullpen is up for it tonight.

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin1985]

@TeamStubHub #Horseshit

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin1985]

@airforcebrat75 @StubHub Great but they won’t miss $5 million. This suit needed several more zeroes behind $5 million.

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin1985]

@lola65063487 @StubHub Yes.

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin1985]

A small bit of advice: if you’re looking to buy tickets for some event and you have to resort to the secondary market, DO NOT BUY FROM @stubhub #fuckingcriminals

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin1985]

@ErinRNapier You just redefined #DemoDay. Your show is terrific.

[Golden Retriever Channel @GoldretrieverUS]

Just right-2 buds-as it should be

#welovedogsusa #dogsoftwitter
(MarlyinNyc IG)

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin1985]

@ShannonBream @MLBNetwork Favorite game ever.

[Danny Duncan @DannyDuncan69]

Fuck you @wheaties

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

It looks like Nancy Pelosi deleted this video of her in Chinatown on February 24th

Why could that be?

It’s almost as if she doesn’t want the American people to see it.

It would be a shame if this went viral so that EVERY American sees it

🤔

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin1985]

@RebelNutt18 @OleMissBSB @OleMissPix @hailstateunis 1. 4. 9

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin1985]

@HelmetAddict It’s a shame Burt Reynolds is no longer with us. He would have been a natural to model these. #meanmachine

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin1985]

@DaleMurphy3 @Braves @Padres Rick Mahler, man. Great start to a fun season.

[Prof Jane Munro @DrJaneMunro]

Israeli public health ad

[Jennifer Griffin @JenGriffinFNC]

On Feb 7 the United States sent 17 tons of PPE to China. https://t.co/BG5FWu2xt0