Mark Austin

Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right.

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin93]

“@GolfClubWankers: Nothing says 'I don't know what I'm doing' more than having your woods at the bottom of a stand bag.” @abcflooring

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin93]

“@CryingL1ghtning: When you win an auction on eBay” @DanYoung_96

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin93]

@ChrisBate3 @OliWoodall or so I've heard...

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin93]

@ChrisBate3 an attempt that landed and resulted in a hospital trip for @OliWoodall with suspected concussion

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin93]

@OliWoodall rumour has it you got BANGED by @ChrisBate3 last night

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin93]

@danielcreaney @mattfryergolf I'm more a fan of the knifey, checky one that writes your ball off.

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin93]

@mattfryergolf me and @danielcreaney just watched your bunker video on YouTube... I've now got the shanks and Dan grips it cack-handed.

[NgogTheKing @NgogtheKing24]

HAHAHA FUCKING HELL THIS IS THE BEST.

https://t.co/1N4nnqYtc0

[Ryan @TheClub]

Hero...

https://t.co/R9rfzSsCYO

[Joe Wilkinson @gillinghamjoe]

I really want a legitimate reason to say "how did I do it? The old switch-a-roo" (then taps nose)

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin93]

Stephen Gallagher, in contrast, is wank.

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin93]

Martin Kaymer is pure.

[Ryan @TheClub]

Rickie Fowlew has had USA shaved into his head in preparation for The Ryder Cup.

Rory MciLroy has won 2 majors as part of his preparations

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin93]

@charlie_loy69 aww, hope you don't feel too blue. At least if you were bored it would give you time to untangle your kite strings...#timehop

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin93]

@charlie_loy69 3 tournament ban for cheating? #shota76 #signedfora69

[Ryan @TheClub]

When non golfers start talking about The Ryder Cup...

"can't believe Adam Scott isn't playing"

[Mark Austin @MarkAustin93]

$13.5 million in 3 weeks... Not bad @BillyHo_Golf , not bad.