Mark Barroner

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I’m pretty certain I just witnessed competitive microwaving in the lunch room

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There is nothing better than waking up on a Saturday morning and knowing you have the whole day ahead of you to do whatever you want until you realize it’s Tuesday and you have to go to work

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“It’s gonna be a great day” I tell myself as I drop the bowl I used to whisk-up some scrambled eggs into the frying pan

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I’m so tired

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I’m so irritated with myself to the point I’m irritated with myself for being irritated with myself that I’m mad at myself

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Thrippple tret

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RIP to my truck fob battery

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@infinitypro430 I wish there was a sad face option to “like” a tweet

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@eli_colony That’s what makes me so special tho

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Thripple Tret

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@eli_colony I was posting exactly what I said last night #memory

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@eli_colony Isn’t that what I said?

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@infinitypro430 STAN & TINA

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What have I done

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Deleting 14,010 emails feels so good

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@eli_colony Hostage situation

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I definitely need to blink twice because I am definitely in danger

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Au revoir, Pennsylvanie

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If you drive a late-model Mustang like an old lady would drive a Cadillac, get out and walk

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It’s pretty bad when you haven’t even taken your first bite of a Caesar salad and you’ve already rated it zero stars