Mark Bishop

Dad to 2 girls. Maidenhead Aquatics. BHAFC season ticket holder. Snooker player. Koi and piranha keeper.

[Mark Bishop @MarkBishop15]

@pistol147 Good luck in your recovery Mark. All the best to you. You've made the first steps 👏👌💪

[Mark Bishop @MarkBishop15]

@piersmorgan Booooom. 2-2. What a goal that was. Lovely jubbly

[Mark Bishop @MarkBishop15]

@piersmorgan Booooom! 1 nil Sunderland. Great goal. Would love to know where Ballard played before

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@MikeTown44 Erm. Ok

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@piersmorgan BOOOOOM. Szoboszlai, one nil

[Mark Bishop @MarkBishop15]

@XFightHub Make it believable at least. Fake as

[Mark Bishop @MarkBishop15]

@piersmorgan Booooom.. another trophy

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@DaniCarvajal92

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@piersmorgan Imagine winning a European trophy. Wait, what?

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@piersmorgan Booooom. European trophy.

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PSG win. Booooom

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Better team won. End.

[Mark Bishop @MarkBishop15]

Wembley twice. Gets boring after a while. I preferred Europe myself

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@ArthurFascia Yeh okay. How was your European tour? I think Ajax, Athens, Marseille and Rome in the Europa League trumps a SF Wembley trip.

Also. Mind the gap.

[Mark Bishop @MarkBishop15]

@FtblJoe Wow. 2 hands to the back of the head? 🤦🫢

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@DailyNUFC_ Are you still drunk?

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@OscarRennick @The_GeordieFox

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@The_GeordieFox

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@The_GeordieFox Calm down, pet. It's just a game.

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@piersmorgan It's *no. Not *none

There, I fixed it for you

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

… without a top striker.
Two hopes: none and Bob.

[Mark Bishop @MarkBishop15]

Great news. Don't go walking a dog. Might lose the lead.

Does Arteta have the cheque book then?

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Crap. Absolute crap. Two up
and we blow it. Don’t our players want to win the League?! Get your cheque-book out now, Arteta - or just give Liverpool the PL trophy.

[Mark Bishop @MarkBishop15]

And how long did it take for you to work that out?

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Two painful revelations from the match so far… United are awful, and we’ve become awfully boring.