Mark Volain

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me.

[Alden González @Alden_Gonzalez]

Shohei Ohtani
Yoshinobu Yamamoto
Tyler Glasnow
Blake Snell
Roki Sasaki

All added within the last 14 months.

Truly stunning.

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

REPOST THIS for a chance to win this signed Mitch Keller jersey!

[Mark Volain @MarkCVolain]

@dglaun Went to this festival last summer, can confirm.

[Mark Volain @MarkCVolain]

@ConorRyan_93 @BostonDotCom Never heard of the organization, but congrats my dude!

[Mark Volain @MarkCVolain]

Fake Mike Trout traded to Mike Trout's team for literal Junk.

[Sam Blum @SamBlum3]

The Angels announced that they traded for OF Hunter Renfroe.

They sent Janson Junk and Elvis Peguero to the Brewers (both players acquired in the Heaney trade with the Yankees last year). LHP prospect Adam Seminaris is also headed to the Brewers.

It fills an OF need for LAA.

[Mark Volain @MarkCVolain]

Are my tweets about to be as useless as whatever FTX was?

[Mark Volain @MarkCVolain]

@PokemonGoApp ISO active friends who open gifts - going for XP

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[Mark Volain @MarkCVolain]

Chrysler Farnsworth

[Richard Staff @RichardStaff]

@david_j_roth Alright, what's your 2022 Deadline Acquisition Name?

Take the brand of your first car and your favorite relief pitcher that Joe Torre used too often and that's your name!

[Mark Volain @MarkCVolain]

@HunterFelt Sound like a lie.

-person on Hawaii time

[Mark Volain @MarkCVolain]

Eleven is the new Getting Your Nails Done. #AOC #StrangerThings

[Mark Volain @MarkCVolain]

@BUX_WILD You should consider doing some laundry or taxes.

[Mark Volain @MarkCVolain]

@TBTimes_Rays How are you quantifying clutchness?

[Mark Volain @MarkCVolain]

Hibiscus remains the worst flavor addition to any drink.

[Mark Volain @MarkCVolain]

A very fun fact.

Hello, Bay Area follows 😜

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

The Boston Celtics are the first team in NBA history to win a Finals game by double digits after trailing by double digits entering the 4th quarter.

Their win probability fell as low as 4 percent when they were down 15 near the end of the 3rd quarter.

[Mark Volain @MarkCVolain]

@chrisfarren If I put hot coffee in The Cup do I get to taste The Cup?

[Mark Volain @MarkCVolain]

@LilahSturges I was outside a botanical garden and there were a bunch of elementary school aged kids. One yells: WHO WANTS ICE CREAM? Cheers erupt. Same child, again: BUT WHO WANTS TO DIE???

[Mark Volain @MarkCVolain]

@barntwn Thank you for informing me who the hell that was.

[Mark Volain @MarkCVolain]

Hey guys, the 40 minute new @machinegunkelly album has been out for 47 minutes, what's your take????

[Mark Volain @MarkCVolain]

@jenmacramos The Cup!
And from a baseball follow! Oh, when worlds collide.

[Mark Volain @MarkCVolain]

If @Olivertree stans aren't already called Roots, I'm taking credit for that.