MarkD60

I understand how THINGS work a little better than most people do, but I understand how PEOPLE work much worse than almost everybody.

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@Jassmini2 Take her to a place I can afford

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@Banke_bby Sounds like Thinner by Stephen King

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@Carmilla_Vess She's a such a lovely blonde! I wonder why she bothers to dye her pubes black?

[Alberto TM @TmAlberto]

Dog speed limiter

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@Kinza1278 Yes

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@steveth75737857 18

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@otokyo Hoo Need Teef?

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@MTboxv65 @Kinza1278 True, but not if they said it "was expected"

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@GraciaEstherx It tastes like heaven

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@HASHi_KIONGOZi Waiter fixes her bloody bullet hole.

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@chiarab_modabg0 Has to be the Maldives

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@thefixr80 @Kinza1278 Doritos on the sandwich, right?

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@Eman5695 Heaven

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@Daisy55oj No. I don't allow it.

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@Marlayna29 I've been told that lesbians have the highest divorce rate, followed by straight couples, gay men have the lowest divorce rate

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@Sabiha1278 The US was never a Christian nation

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@Maddu_550 Moving fast. Or a One Night Stand

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@shouq_al90149 12 for me

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@moveon_9910 Ford Lincoln Continental Mark V I think

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@OdobaPraise I loved the puking skeleton in the beginning. And the quote "you won't even know what you died from". Bacon pizza and energy drink with artificial sweetener and a whole cheesecake for dessert! Pre bedtime snack!