Mark Dapin

I'm a former lad but not a former lad mag editor.

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I am currently #reading OSTRICH IMPERSONATOR by Edna Bucket.

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What's the definition of a mistress? Something between a mister and a mattress :)

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Old Chinese proverb: He who runs behind a motor car will soon get exhausted !

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Q: When a tortoise falls from a cliff, what's the last thing that goes through its mind? A: Its shell :)

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I am currently #reading RETIRED COBBLER by Eustace L Boots.