Mark Simon

Philosopher and writer.
Business ethicist (we exist) and aspiring lawyer.

[Mark Simon @MarkEdwardSimon]

@PardonMyTake I commute an hour and a half to work. I sat in my driveway for 15 min finishing the Boomer interview today. Premium content. Thanks PMT.

[Mark Simon @MarkEdwardSimon]

@rcalo https://t.co/QCDC35uBGD

[Mark Simon @MarkEdwardSimon]

@midnight Late to the party, and this isn't a game - but possibly the greatest moment on the show was "country wolf, sh!tty wolf"

[Amanda Knox @amandaknox]

Thank you @WindsorLaw for your welcome welcome, compassionate questions & courageous work. I was honored to speak for you today.

[Mark Simon @MarkEdwardSimon]

Thought I was going to read R v Malmo-Lavine for every single crim lecture... At least I can now write a bitchin cannabis law article.

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

We Put A Falcon And A Rabbit In The Same Room Together. What Happened Will Not Surprise You. http://t.co/9Phg5IkZCS

[Mark Simon @MarkEdwardSimon]

If you're feeling stressed a 15 min meditation works wonders... Particularly when it's followed by 2oz. of fine #singlemaltscotch. #zen

[Mark Simon @MarkEdwardSimon]

@hi_im_shan #waxlips

[Mark Simon @MarkEdwardSimon]

To tell the truth... I bet @ChrisChristie gives good hugs. #newjerseybearhug

[Mark Simon @MarkEdwardSimon]

The real immigration threat to America is Canadians. There needs to be some sort of ice barrier... #GOPDebate #IllegalAliens #Eh

[Mark Simon @MarkEdwardSimon]

Dear God please don't let @realDonaldTrump build a wall... Not for ethical reasons, but it will be tacky as hell and have his name on it.

[Mark Simon @MarkEdwardSimon]

@DavidLat I believe that one was a drink finisher according to the ATL rules posted earlier... Either that or I'm drinking wayyy too much.

[Mark Simon @MarkEdwardSimon]

Get back to Trump! I want to hear more about how he doesn't have time to be less sexist. #trumpelstiltskin #GOPDebate

[Mark Simon @MarkEdwardSimon]

Holy crap, Trump just started the debate by basically flipping off the whole Republican party #makingpopcorn #GOPDebate

[Mark Simon @MarkEdwardSimon]

Fingers crossed for a good #ObergefellvHodges decision this morning. Common #SCOTUS you can do it. #samesexmarriage

[Mark Simon @MarkEdwardSimon]

Zaun is wearing a pinstripes, polka dots and a cross-striped shirt. If you stare at him long enough you'll see a sailboat. #opticalillusion

[Mark Simon @MarkEdwardSimon]

Clicking through popups and ads before watching TV online is the new version of blowing in a #SNES cartridge to get it to work.

[Mark Simon @MarkEdwardSimon]

Not sure how I feel about #Batman yelling something like "Supahman! Aah we gonna have a wicked-awesome fight or what?" #BatmanvSuperman

[Mark Simon @MarkEdwardSimon]

Since Big Pimpin' by #JAYZ was released about 15 years ago, one would have to spend approximately $1,317.08 instead of a G due to inflation.

[Mark Simon @MarkEdwardSimon]

I wonder if all members of the KKK have to say that their favourite flavour of ice cream is vanilla, even if they secretly like chocolate...