Mark Elms

Senior Medical Writer @OxPharmaGenesis with a doctorate in Sarcoma research. Attempted Footballer & Norwich City Fan. Views are my own etc etc...

[Portsmouth FC @Pompey]

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[Heart of Midlothian FC @JamTarts]

Club statement: Events at Celtic Park

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[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

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[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

Book a stadium tour of Carrow Road - new dates now available.

Terms and conditions will most definitely apply 😬

[SWFC Lingwood @southwalshamfc]

FT

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No water, no showers, no food, no drink, no problem, 3 points

Time to find our own pub

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Do ACLs only exist so they can tear? You never hear about an ACL doing anything good. B*itchass ligament.

[GET A GRIP @docrussjackson]

For the benefit of our American friends, "roundly" comes from Middle English (roundly, roundely, or roundliche), formed by adding the adverb suffix -ly to the adjective round. It has been in use as an adverb since at least the 15th century.

In modern English (especially from the 19th century onward), "roundly" became a common intensifier in phrases like 'roundly condemned', 'roundly defeated' or 'roundly disliked' - the latter conveying that the negative opinion is unanimous, emphatic, or shared by almost everyone - not just mild or partial dislike.

Thus, the polite, quintessentially English phrase 'roundly disliked' is a classic example of British understatement - essentially a euphamism for 'fucking hate the cunt'.

[Parisienne 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @75002Parisienne]

"I doubt NATO would be there for us if we really needed them."

FUCK YOU.

[Neil O'Brien @NeilDotObrien]

99% of net British emigration is people under 35 - crazy brain drain.
Nick, 30 is off to Australia or Dubai...

[Nick, 30 @an0n_Nic]

What people have not figured out is that if you want a kitchen porter to be paid £45k you need people on average to be earning x4 that so they can consume the service. The problem now is that the UK is a low-pay economy and the state is pushing up the bottom end, but the top end will not consume it because they don’t have the disposable income. Vicious cycle.

[SWFC Lingwood @southwalshamfc]

The youth team have had a very exciting weekend!

On Friday, Olivia Cook from @NorwichCityWFC came down to help the team train! Thank you so much to Olivia for coming down.

Then, on Sunday we drew 2-2 against @DockingRangers in the pouring rain (1/2)

[The Green Party @TheGreenParty]

Let's make hope normal again.

[James Maddison @Madders10]

@IpswichTownFans 1 win in 16 years. Have some shame son😂

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

[Shane Lowry @ShaneLowryGolf]

Life long dream today 🇪🇺🏆

#TeamEurope

[Communications Biology @CommsBio]

Exploiting collateral sensitivity in the evolution of resistance to tyrosine kinase inhibitors in soft tissue sarcomas: Communications Biology, Published online: 08 August 2025; doi:10.1038/s42003-025-08652-1Sarcoma treatments are limited due to… https://t.co/oUrSP5Hu2d

[Fosters Solicitors Anglian Combination @AnglianCom]

𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒌𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 💯 % 𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈...

#angcom #angcomb #angliancombination #NorfolkFootball #SuffolkFootball #nonleague #nonleaguefootball

[SWFC Lingwood @southwalshamfc]

We start our pre-season fixtures with a home game against @shrubsmen1988 tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing as many new faces down at the Estadio as possible! Will be a hot one 🌡️

#UTFW || @AnglianCom

[SWFC Lingwood @southwalshamfc]

Further details for the Jimmy Bruce Cup on 2 August, with the youth team kicking off proceedings with a game against @hprangers1 at 11:30, before the first team take on an invitational XI.

Looks like a great day in store so make sure to come down to Lingwood on 2nd August!

[SWFC Lingwood @southwalshamfc]

📢 YOUTH FOOTBALL ANNOUNCEMENT 📢

We are very excited to announce our new U13 youth team for this upcoming season, which starts on 8th September!

Anyone looking to join a youth football team, please call the manager Aaran Barnes on 07805 085738