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शाळकरी मुलींचं 'रिपोर्टिंग'! छत्रीचा माईक करत PWD ला दाखवला आरसा, राज्यात Video ची चर्चा #Raigad

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@SwiggyCares @Swiggy

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@Swiggy @SwiggyCares this is the kind of resolution swiggy gives for restaurant messing up the dish. Offering 20% of the dish value. The dish is not edible at all

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@RoadsOfMumbai Haha. I wish. Its kinda two way street. You tell them you will do it today but give me the pricing. I booked LT Evara at 23k/sqft and now Piramal is launching a tower which is like a KM inside from the main road at 22k/sqft. Somehow evara looks better now

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@AstroRaining 4th and 10th coridor. Virgo Lagna

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@mitesh_spp @deepakshenoy Yeah I was wondering. Logging off doesnt mean it has cut off. Check scheduled task. Its imp. Any runs for check of results. So on so forth

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@brainrulax Why not buy Sandisk or Seagate instead? That product will be obsoelet in years

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@growth_edge_ Waiting for lockup period to end to exit at one percent loss. Lockup period for not perfoming is stupid

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@WithRitesh Check out AMC stock since Jan 2026

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@RoadsOfMumbai I stay there. Never saw ever play tennis there. 😆

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@daarshik108 Saturn MD-AD. Already rediscovering myself. Dont know what will happen next. 😅

[Dr. Deepessh Divaakaran (Dr. DD) @md_deepesh]

I want to take a moment to thank Abhijeet Dipke.
For 19 days now, he has been teaching this nation a masterclass.

Not in exam reform.
In something more valuable.

He flew in from Boston. Unemployed.
To save India's students.

Then handed the mic to Allah.
Kashmir.
RSS.
Umar Khalid.

Wait.
Where is Dharmendra Pradhan?

Well.
He is not generating any TRP.
And he is having fun continuing as Education Minister.

Turns out the fastest way to save a minister's job is to hire professional protestors.

Pradhan should be sending flowers to Jantar Mantar.
Maybe Pradhan hired Abhijeet Dipke.

Nobody even remembers his name is on the placards anymore.

Special mention to Sonam Wangchuk.
Came for a guest appearance.
Stayed to become the whole show.

19 days without food. Visibly.
While everyone else on that stage eats on schedule.

And the menu is incredible.

Continental on Monday.
Chinese on Tuesday.
Hyderabadi on Wednesday.
American on Thursday.
Repeat.

With desserts.
Tea.
Coffee.

Imagine fasting for 19 days next to a buffet you're not invited to.

Every speaker walks up.
Says a few lines about Allah.
Ambedkar.
Kashmir.
RSS.
Umar Khalid.
Then walks off to eat.

Wangchuk stays.
Hungry.
Foolish.
Watching.

Wondering if anyone even remembers what this started as.
At some point even the most patient man starts doing math.

If Wangchuk could speak freely right now.
Off the record.
We suspect it would not be about the education ministry.
It would be about catering.

Here's the real service Dipke has done this country.
He has finally taught us how to spot a cockroach.

Not the ones NEET aspirants are competing against for a medical seat.
The ones standing on a stage at Jantar Mantar.

Holding a mic.
Talking about everything except the paper leak that started this.
And still don't know who is President of India.

The real students are indoors.
Revising.
Silent.
Unheard.
The stage belongs to everyone else now.

So thank you, Abhijeet Dipke.
You didn't get Pradhan to resign.
You got India to forget why he should.

That takes talent.

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@Astro_Panditji_ Saturn MD since a yr

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@maghastrology Jupiter retro

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@deepigoyal PR goes next Level. Garmin should just shut down 😂

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@Astro_Panditji_ Mars in 2nd also gives sharp speech!!

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@TVMovieAddict What about homeless people

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@Astro_Panditji_ 4th conjuct sat

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@Astro_Panditji_ Saturn MD. Saturn in 4th house conj Mercury.