Mark Funnell

Teacher, Remainer, Bayesian. Psychology, Philosophy, Statistics. Joy Division, Bowie, Neu!

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@whitecitycinema Human League- Love Action. 'But this is Phil talking...'

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@suzyputrid I'm thinking huge amps, an orchestra, a ton of sitars, live tape manipulation and a radio to do the sweep across stations at the end of I am the walrus.

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@japanese_forms @caroline_binnie @GMAssistance @ryeandwry I had the 'To hell with poverty' one and had to explain what it meant in my A Level French oak exam. 'C'est ironiqué' was my considered reply.

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@nee_massey Loved a cheap comp back in the 80s.

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@OmegaAuctions I just figured he was speaking in tongues

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@nee_massey Do Lazy Line Painter Jane!

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@sid_lambert Pompey fan. Spurs were awful, and he won it on his own. Absolute privilege to be there.

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@fesshole I was the biggest purchaser of Saffron last year at my Sainsbury's

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@MikePompey I genuinely have never seen anyone deliver crosses like that before. He doesn't bother beating the defender, he just exploits the fact that they defend against him as if he's going to try to go past them, like a normal winger, but that's not what he is.

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@MikePompey I think there's something else going on in his crossing. His typical crosses are delivered from parallel with the 18- yard line, and go fast and low along the 6- yard line. Crucially, he doesn't need to beat the defender, and they are a nightmare to defend.

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@Pompey Lima, Peru

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@fesshole Stick your finger up his a*se, that'll do it.

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@SkyFootball Whistle had already gone. Fun, but there was no risk.

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@HarvMarksy It is pretty unique. He doesn't need to beat his man or get anywhere near the byline, and it hits the danger zone with pace on it. Love the guy.

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@Will_Fuzz Jump The Gun?

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@PompeyPatter @Pompey When time stopped at Wembley, and he was suddenly the calmest man in the stadium.

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@cagiago_ Gascoigne for spurs against Pompey in the fa cup 5th round, 1991. Genius.

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@joydivision Dead souls. Summon the spirits early.

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@Pompey Sad about Lowery. Such potential.

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@DanLewis1999 In 1977 we avoided relegation to the old division 4 on the last day and there was a pitch invasion. I also remember the players cracking open champagne in the directors box, but that may be my memory playing tricks on me. I was only ten!