MarkAnthony

alt account Comedian from Chicago. every Monday night.

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Coin shortage is what they call me because my penis looks like a half roll of quarters.

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@elonmusk Bro’s out here acting like she’s one of his employees and not a billionaire.

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@blocktimusprime That sounds like a legit job interview question.

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I cant believe that at the end of this week WGN is going to launch Tom Skilling directly into the sun, but it’s our ancestors’ custom.

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Me trying to charge my cellphone in the dark in bed.

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Has anyone put an Apple Vision Pro on a baby yet?

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Fanny packs are back baby!

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It’s unacceptable to use a backpack for work over the age of 25

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I just heard that Walt Disney guy will Steamboat your Willie- for FREE- in PUBLIC!!

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@LauraLoomer @billburr You are saying marry your sibling then.

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@astuyve @jordankdalton Ghost writing or what?

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@jordankdalton Yes. Me.

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Imagine how much dirty ass the guy that brought a hovercraft to Burning Man is turning down.

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Dressing like an absolute slut for the Barbie movie.

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Rolling into the Barbie movie like

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@SeanWhiteComedy Yeah I assume resource allocation both human and physical were tied up in nepotism.

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@SeanWhiteComedy I think medieval defenses were my calling but here I am in 2023 working in cyber security.

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@KarlGerm @camp_swim Dave Grohl kept trying to.

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@mattlindner Did they fix the streets?

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@312fietser @chicagobars $2 Hamm’s at @Reedslocal every night. Come on Sundays to see me do comedy. Delilah’s has a daily special too.

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I’m shocked there wasn’t a Supreme Court Justice on that submarine.

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Loving the new season of Queer Eye.