Mark Heardman

Laird of Glencoe. Eggheads Captain. 2xWinner of @RealKenBruce's Popmaster Spike Island Extra.

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@liamgallagher Spill the beans. Are you part of the AAA headliner for the Mani tribute on the 30th? 👊🏼

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@liamtuffs1 Same here! Even a broken clock is right twice a day though.

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@rickygervais Just retire and get a dog…or even two! Life is fleeting and is so much better with them in it 🐶🐶

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@StoneRoses_News Love it 😍

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@liamgallagher Nice one. Not quite as young here but this was my first sober Xmas since about 13. Haven't touched a drop since Feb. Gonna keep going 👊🏼

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@ianbrown So sorry Ian X

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@rickygervais Taken straight from the Bible...

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@PrisonPlanet

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@MichelleDewbs You can’t beat Dr Seuss, he wrote so many brilliant books! My daughter’s favourite was “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish”. We used to read it together EVERY night when she was little! She’s now 25 and is a qualified Vet but can still recite it word for word to this day 😊

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@elonmusk It's amazing! Grok Imagine has brought to life a painting we have of my Great Great Great Grandfather (born in 1829)

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So impressed with Grok Imagine! #gnomeroses

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@ATRightMovies I am the Resurrection.

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@TRobinsonNewEra Starmer out of shot to Zelenskyy “Release the Sausages!”

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@liamtuffs1 Absolutely not!

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@ginacarano Eurythmics knew the score...
Beethoven (I Love To Listen) by Eurythmics https://t.co/QNOMz5lFuW

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@MatlockAntiques Is this still available?

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@RealDeanCain I love your recent use of one of our best British insults. I remember watching an episode of ‘Mork & Mindy’ years ago and there was a character called Mr Wanker in it. Always made me chuckle as a kid. Has the word wanker taken on a new meaning in the US recently?