Mark Helmer

I don’t want a valuable life lesson, I just wanted ice cream

[pxt @paulxt]

"housing providers"

[Mark Helmer @MarkHelmer1]

@RyanRosenblatt He looks like yung lean in that new video

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

Shout out the “it’s only Paraguay” crowd

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Really cool!! The families must be close friends. 🤗

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

🇺🇸 Mauricio Pochettino tells FOX that Christian Pulisic got a kick in the calf and started to feel tight:

“We didn't want to take any risks.”

Pulisic adds he was "subbed off as a precaution."

[ESPN @espn]

AURA. 🇺🇸

[john mckennie @airborne69]

Young Man is in the building 🇺🇸🔥🙏🏾

[Mark Helmer @MarkHelmer1]

@HLTCO Thank goodness our players are so tall.

[Mark Helmer @MarkHelmer1]

@DataMB_ Sorry shoulda looked first!

[Mark Helmer @MarkHelmer1]

@TalkCPFC I have no allegiance to either nationality, it I feel like it woulda been best if he played for Scotland

[Mark Helmer @MarkHelmer1]

@PurpyNFL Very clearly this is a cheezy blaster. Thanks meatcat!

[Mark Helmer @MarkHelmer1]

@Jiggly_333 @ufcolin Yeah it's famously copyright free lol (still awesome vid)

[Mark Helmer @MarkHelmer1]

@NickRTFM They left off her time at UNC, that woulda made it so simple

[Mark Helmer @MarkHelmer1]

@williampatteson Maybe the most telling part, salesi moa got bumped up to 5 stars lol

[Mark Helmer @MarkHelmer1]

@JRCooper26 Feels like there is going to be a more insane stat when Milner is a manager for 30 years which extends that streak to "managed by Robson or managed by someone managed by Robson" from 1957 to 2057

[Mark Helmer @MarkHelmer1]

@wesruckerTBA Are we sure foggy bottom even exists? Haven't watched every episode, but I have never seen one of his constituents

[Mark Helmer @MarkHelmer1]

@NeylandPress_ Did Neyland have astroturf?