El Pizano

Choose life

[El Pizano @Markini23]

No eres tu, soy Yorke

[El Pizano @Markini23]

Mi cruda es tan legendaria que Marvel ya me quiere comprar los derechos

[mauricio pedroza @mauriciopedroza]

Por favor la dirección de quien hizo este video para mandarle un cartón de su cerveza favorita.

#AquiNoEsAsi

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

La selección brasileña cuando eran alcohólicos, mujeriegos, indisciplinados y fiesteros. Les decías una racistada y te clavaban 4 goles

[HellHammer 🎧 @johngongo]

La masculinidad hace 30 años / La masculinidad de ahora…

[El Pizano @Markini23]

@EduardoVarelaTV Love ur picks máster

[El Pizano @Markini23]

@crystalscuor My kids, friends and I believe, quest for the 6th, do it for the bay, and let’s fkn go. Faithful 🤘

[El Pizano @Markini23]

@carlosagsmx @fcastillob @David_de_la_Ros @dragonfly7977 @EdwigeArias @EsmeLoredo @gilpedroza @ImContreras @juan_escutia @mientemepinokio @NiniaChef @Organista24 @rgarzatr @tavoags @TheHomer_Inho @Wonderw84171381 @Korascon @roddgo @vic_spicy @elchiquis @popskunk @Skioblaonir @almiiss A hell of a ride

[El Pizano @Markini23]

@carlosagsmx @fcastillob @David_de_la_Ros @dragonfly7977 @EdwigeArias @EsmeLoredo @gilpedroza @ImContreras @juan_escutia @mientemepinokio @NiniaChef @Organista24 @rgarzatr @tavoags @TheHomer_Inho @Wonderw84171381 @Korascon @roddgo @vic_spicy @elchiquis @popskunk @Skioblaonir @almiiss Omaha

[El Pizano @Markini23]

@carlosagsmx @fcastillob @David_de_la_Ros @dragonfly7977 @EdwigeArias @EsmeLoredo @gilpedroza @ImContreras @juan_escutia @mientemepinokio @NiniaChef @Organista24 @rgarzatr @tavoags @TheHomer_Inho @Wonderw84171381 @Korascon @roddgo @vic_spicy @elchiquis @popskunk @Skioblaonir @almiiss Después de ser líder en uno de los Fantasy y quedar eliminado ya en playoffs luego luego, nada puede ser peor (((Quiniela like: “hold my beer”)))

[El Pizano @Markini23]

Guns, lots of guns

[Hector Trejo @HtTrejo]

🫣🫣🫣😂😂😂😂

[El Pizano @Markini23]

@crystalscuor @AdamSchefter And I benched him

[El Pizano @Markini23]

@TELMEXSoluciona Apóyame a cancelar, ya van muchas veces que no solucionan @TELMEXSoluciona

[El Pizano @Markini23]

@TELMEXSoluciona que onda con tus asesores, le digo que pago 750m, que en ethernet solo me alcanzan a llegar 400, y que en wifi entre 150 y 200, y me responden “eso no es lento” jajajaja wow

[El Pizano @Markini23]

@carlosagsmx @fcastillob @David_de_la_Ros @dragonfly7977 @EdwigeArias @EsmeLoredo @gilpedroza @ImContreras @juan_escutia @mientemepinokio @NiniaChef @Organista24 @rgarzatr @tavoags @TheHomer_Inho @Wonderw84171381 @Korascon @roddgo @vic_spicy @elchiquis @popskunk @Skioblaonir @almiiss Aquí les paso lo mío, y aprobados por John Madden

[El Pizano @Markini23]

@tavoags Let’s go bro 🤘

[El Pizano @Markini23]

@carlosagsmx @fcastillob @David_de_la_Ros @dragonfly7977 @EdwigeArias @EsmeLoredo @gilpedroza @ImContreras @juan_escutia @mientemepinokio @NiniaChef @Organista24 @rgarzatr @tavoags @TheHomer_Inho @Wonderw84171381 @Korascon @roddgo @vic_spicy @elchiquis @popskunk @Skioblaonir @almiiss Love is blindness

[El Pizano @Markini23]

Run CMC 🤘

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Christian McCaffrey is having a historic season. Some of his stats at his bye:

🏈McCaffrey now has a league-leading 1,655 scrimmage yards this season, 849 rushing and 806 receiving. He’s the third player in NFL history with at least 800 rush yards and 800 receiving yards in his first 13 games of a season, joining Roger Craig in 1985 and Marshall Faulk in 1998.

🏈It’s the third season in McCaffrey’s career with 800 rush yards and 800 receiving yards, tied with Marshall Faulk for the most such seasons in NFL history.

🏈McCaffrey now is on pace for his second career season with 1,000 rush yards and 1,000 receiving yards, which he also accomplished in 2019. McCaffrey would be the first player in NFL history with multiple seasons of 1,000 rush yards and 1,000 receiving yards.

🏈His 85 receptions this season are fourth in the NFL — and 31 more than any other running back through Week 13. It’s his fifth NFL season with at least 80 receptions, tied with Marshall Faulk for the most by any running back in NFL history.

[El Pizano @Markini23]

@tavoags @angelica960622 Y el hambre, y youtube

[El Pizano @Markini23]

@EdwigeArias @carlosagsmx Jajajjajajjaja

[El Pizano @Markini23]

@EdwigeArias En serio espero que los Packers prueben lo contrario, detener a Gibbs y el blitz 🤙