Mark Gordon

Digital Strategist living and working in the heart of Wine Country.

[Mark Gordon @MarkInNorcal]

@WUTangKids Code name: Soft serve

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@Broncos RB pls

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BREAKING: All dystopian movies from @netflix have been cancelled because the #StateOfTheUnion is far scarier.

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I’m at Together Digital | Masterclass: AI Strategy for Marketing Leaders with the amazing @LaurenEPetrullo.

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@HelloFresh thanks for the ridiculous chore.

Mashed potatoes. Quest peel 10 mini potatoes.

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@winenewsmaster @Wendys Or people who hold stemware by the bowl :-)

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Dear @Wendys. Please have your actors complete Burrito Consumption Training before shooting commercials about burritos.

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@NBCOlympics please stop putting ads in the middle of events like the 800 freestyle on Peacock and then skipping ahead of the race. You are completely disregarding any respect for the sport and its athletes in favor of ad revenue. Shameful. #Olympics2024Paris

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@_dawnmontgomery @Applebees I never thought it was possible to spend $500 in Applebee’s well played

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@ChrissieEvert Not this close, but I was on a flight that had to pull up and recircle. Scary as hell.

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Fun fact: Katie Ledecky has gone sub-8:14 in the 800m free as many times as Trump’s felony counts.

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Giro d’Italia to climb and descend Umbrail Pass despite rain and risk of snow. Kinda makes me feel bad think about how epic the s might be. https://t.co/gUnw53PXmO

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@Martina @nytimes Makes me wonder about Qin Haiyang’s success recently

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@BryanDFischer Dang. I was looking forward to seeing Cream Abdul Jabbar on the big stage.

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@qpe Spoken by someone who’s never been been hit on the button.

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@vismaleaseabike

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@RealEmirHan How do the effects of 2001 hold up so well after 55 freaking years?

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@News24680 On it! ✅

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105 outside. Our new puppy is a genius. #GlobalBoiling #doghack