Mark Cole

Security boss. Music enthusiast. Guitar playing. Taekwondo Black belt. Dont be so serious. Dogs are better than people!

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@LechendHero86

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At a dates family wedding and it’s a @BristolCity (groom) v @BCFC (bride). Everything from the speeches to the order of service is football theme. Can I get any current or former players best wishes so I can impress my dates family and hopefully get laid later. Nice one legends.

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@PokemonGoApp Thinking we were getting mega metagross and getting this is a bigger disappointed than finding out my wife was sleeping with my postman.

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@BrianAtlas Bet she gives the worst BJs

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Awesome set at bloc party @huwstephens any chance of a lift back to Cardiff? 😂 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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@Jacobaduh

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@JohnOberg One makes bacon

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@thebbvegan It’s easy to go vegan when you’re on gear. But if you’re natural can’t beat meat protein to build muscle.

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@PokemonGoApp Money grabbing f**ks

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@AriTheDumb Buggered?

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@BeardsonBeardly @ZherkaOfficial He’s not gonna fuck you

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@ksinews_ @ChavaESPN Hey JJ you feeling better bro?

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@Soulful1865 Zero self preservation

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@Soulful1865 I blame video games, trump and Andrew Tate.

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@realdogeusa @elonmusk 69

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@leonaliftsheavy Constant reminder that women who like taller men have daddy issues

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@TristanSnell Retard

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@IsabelOakeshott @Tesco 2) fire safety and general customer service. Then consider most of the guards are on minimum wage. Why would they risk their lives for that? As someone who’s work security for over 20 years I wouldn’t risk my life and I’m paid well over minimum. I’ve seen some terrible things.

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@IsabelOakeshott @Tesco 1) Because the loss of some goods to a billion pound company is nothing compared to lawsuits and compensation it would have to pay out if staff were harmed. A lot of security guards are told not to get physical. They’re there for other reasons as well like giving first aid,

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@rioferdy5 Wank