Mark Krieger

Legally recognized favorite child, comedian, owner of Big Dick's Halfway Inn, best-selling author, member of the royal family, nudist in training.

[Mark Krieger @markkrieger]

@Rivian Gurl! You promised me this with my gen 1 quad! I guess we’re left in the dust again.

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@LGUS I have a defective vacuum that is under warranty that has been sent to you for repair. It came back still broken. Service sent me parts. They were the wrong ones. It’s been 6+ weeks. All I want is a replacement dock. Support/ presidential liaison has denied me. What gives?

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@Rivian Still…. Who do I have to bribe to get a clock, temp, and trip computer on the drivers screen? I’ve been asking since launch.

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@FiskerInc any update to when I can get my charger that I paid for back in September?

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I was wondering why people around me who took delivery after I did of the R1T have gotten their NACS adapter before I have. I have a 2022 Launch Edition VIN 11447. Customer service doesn’t seem want to give me answers . What gives @RJScaringe @Rivian ?

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@Morning_Joe @WillieGeist
It occurred to me this morning that this entire cat eating story is just a dog whistle to old white men who have always been afraid of black men eating their wive’s pussies. #CATS #JDVanceIsWeird #CatsForTrump

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@KamalaHarris Please pick @PeteButtigieg

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@meganamram She’s baaaaaaaaccckkkkk

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If @elonmusk wants me to vote for his pay package, he should transfer my FSD that I paid for twice (and didn’t get) to my current car. 16k down the drain since 2016. Why should I stand by him when he doesn’t stand by me?

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@28delayslater The sex tape

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@RJScaringe, R1T owner, stockholder, and R2 reservation holder here. I'm looking forward to seeing R2 in NYC this week. Question: Has thought been given to putting the charging port on BOTH sides of the car to meet the needs of chargers everywhere? May add $, but worth it IMO

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Thank you @aliciakeys! You made me the coolest dad in Manhattan Plaza! The picture was a hit with my 9 and 12 year old kids. ❤️

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@WillieGeist Adore you! You are on my TV nearly every day. This morning on @Morning_Joe your makeup is a bit heavy and doesn’t match your neck. May want to tweak that at a break.

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@Rivian Best screenshot ever!

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@28delayslater Nope. Those are the suitcases of money you need to buy one of those things!

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I've been a part of several focus groups over the years and have always said how important it was to have an open API. What gives? With no local way to turn off the alarm, or control the pod in any way w/o the app - it has hurt your product badly. At least bring back IFTTT

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@m_franceschetti I participated in the Eight beta program when you were crowdfunding back in ~2015 - when it was called Luna. I've been a loyal customer and have multiple beds. Why did you get rid of the API? Now I must go into another room, get my phone, and cancel the alarm.

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@denvercoder Is it?

Is it?

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What’s with the @Morning_Joe audio today? A high pitched whine when @morningmika and @JoeNBC mics are live.

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@jeremyjudkins_ Gurlllll… get off X and get off on Grindr. Would like to see your Fri/Sat stats. ;)