Mark Land Marks

Jake is a wild man.

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

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[💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫𝕪𝔸𝔽👑🍄𝔹𝕦𝕥ℂ𝕦𝕥𝕖💯 @Crazy_ButCute2]

Sometimes you gotta throw on your oldest @chewstroke tank and put your middle fingers up

[Hoarding Enabler @HoardingEnabler]

Get your wildfires under control

[Mark Land Marks @MarkLandMarks]

Just got a package I've been waiting for. @chewstroke keeping me relevant.

[Mark Land Marks @MarkLandMarks]

@HighImpactFlix

[Mark Land Marks @MarkLandMarks]

@NerdyAndQuirky F,"

[Mark Land Marks @MarkLandMarks]

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[Mark Land Marks @MarkLandMarks]

...at the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.
- Frank Zappa

[thole @thole_idiot]

deep down all white ppls music taste is either from Guitar Hero, or Disney Channel

[Sabrina @NerdyAndQuirky]

this like the exact opposite of that pokemon go summer

[thole @thole_idiot]

i tend to go along with whatever others want unless i have a strong specific desire of my own, which i usually don't

[thole @thole_idiot]

it's not premarital sex if i never get married

[thole @thole_idiot]

so you're telling me these burgers are for kings?

[Mark Land Marks @MarkLandMarks]

Ignorance and stupidity are not synonymous, but they can go hand in hand. See, everyone is ignorant when they're young, but the stupid ones can take that shit to their graves.

[Mark Land Marks @MarkLandMarks]

One of the biggest signs of wisdom is acknowledgement of your own ignorance. And one of the strongest indicators of ignorance is proclaiming your wisdom. I have no idea if that's true, but that's what I've heard.

[Mark Land Marks @MarkLandMarks]

You definitely wanted to recognize a piece of shit by the time you were feeding them.

[Mark Land Marks @MarkLandMarks]

No longer trending rules like "take your hat off at the table" (actually in the house) were there for early identification of pieces of shit. You wanted to know the second someone crossed your doorway whether they were ignorant or wise, rude or respectful.