Mark

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Watching this makes me realize everything is fake, everything is planned, and everything is staged.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[Steven Crowder @scrowder]

Get ready @GayleKing. You’re going to have to sit with this a little longer.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

I’m literally howling…

[Not Josh Firestine @Not_Firestine]

It is very fucking weird and cringe to make your wedding photo all about some other dude, and to be cocky about it…especially considering context.👇

1. This was his second marriage. His first one ended a year after he started fucking his dead brother’s wife, a year after he died.
2. They had a son the following year, giving Hunter his 5th child, who he named after his dead brother, whose wife he was fucking and cheating on when he had his 4th child who he is court ordered to pay $5k a month in child support to and whom he’s never met. She is 8.
3. He was still doing crack cocaine when met this woman and married her 6 days later.
4. Less than 2 months before this wedding picture, He had given away possession of his famed laptop that the government and liberal media actively fought to hide by any means, including discrediting, deplatforming, and demonization of people covering the story. And now he’s using this corruption as a “fun” way of ripping people off with a meme coin.
5. You married this lady in her apartment with none of your family present. Not “The Big Guy”, not your step-mom Jill, not your dead brother’s wife/your side side chick/baby momma, not your kids, fucking nobody.
6. Pirate Skull and Crossbones belt. What are you, a 13 year old Green Day pussy???

There is nothing cool about this at all, dude.

[Rudy W. Giuliani @RudyGiuliani]

🚨 TODD BEAMER, UNITED 93 PHONE CALL: "LET'S ROLL" 🇺🇸

Todd: Hello… Operator… listen to me. I can’t speak very loud. This is an emergency. I’m a passenger on a United flight to San Francisco. Our plane has been hijacked.

Lisa: I understand. Can they see you?

Todd: No. There are three that we know of. They have knives — razor knives, like box cutters. Someone announced from the cockpit there was a bomb. It sounded fake.

Lisa: Your name?

Todd: Todd Beamer. United Flight 93.

Todd: They killed one passenger in first class. They forced most of us back. Fourteen of us here. Five flight attendants. The guy with the bomb ordered us to sit on the floor.

Lisa: Are you okay?

Todd: We’re going down… wait. No. We’re leveling off. We changed directions. We’re flying east again.

Todd: A guy named Jeremy called his wife. She told him two planes hit the World Trade Center. Lisa, is that true?

Lisa: I have to tell you the truth. It’s very bad. Both towers are gone. A third plane hit the Pentagon. Our country is under attack. I’m afraid your plane may be part of their plan.

Todd: Oh God. Lisa, will you do something for me? Call my wife and my kids. Promise me you’ll call.

Lisa: I promise.

Todd: Our home number is… You have the same name as my wife. Lisa. We’ve been married ten years. She’s pregnant with our third child. Tell her I love her. I’ll always love her. We have two boys — David, he’s 3, and Andrew, he’s 1. Tell them their daddy loves them and he is so proud of them. The baby is due January 12th. I saw an ultrasound. We still don’t know if it’s a girl or a boy.

Lisa: I’ll tell them. I promise, Todd.(Lisa patches in the FBI.)

Agent: Todd, your plane is on a course for Washington. Best guess is the White House or the Capitol.

Todd: I understand. I’ll be back.

Todd: Everyone knows this isn’t a normal hijacking. We have decided we will not be pawns in their plot.

Lisa: What are you going to do?

Todd: Four of us are going to rush the one with the bomb. Then the cockpit. A stewardess is getting boiling water. We’ll take them out.

Todd: Would you pray with me? [They pray the Lord’s Prayer.] Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me.

Todd: God help me. Jesus help me. Are you guys ready? Let’s Roll.

SOURCE: @SterlingMSnow

[Tim the Tool Man @BroadcastAutist]

I love it when they make it easy for us to remove them.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Legendary ...

[Steven Crowder @scrowder]

Lindsay Clancy strangled her three children to death and somehow ONE juror, a MAN as confirmed by Clancy's defense, is apparently the only person in the room with a backbone to hold her accountable. Unbelievable.

[Mark @markLetsroll]

@Not_Firestine

[Mark @markLetsroll]

@AnimusSentinel @Not_Firestine @jayshuffleboson Dumb shit Adam

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

Join the party, @SecRubio.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

This is actually happening all over the country.

[M2 @Amer1can_Barbie]

I want every lunatic tik tok wine mom to watch a video of the EIGHT MONTH OLD being strangled to death BY THEIR OWN MOTHER while wearing these tiny baby pajamas 💔😭 and then look me in the eye and say she doesn’t deserve to be hanged by the neck until dead.

Fuck that psycho murderer and every single person supporting her.

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

MAHA Duck always calls at the worst times.

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

The desire to view perpetrators as victims has never been stronger. Disturbing stuff.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

😂😂😂

[Tim the Tool Man @BroadcastAutist]

New Clancy jury. All men for the second round.

[Kristy Swanson @KristySwansonXO]

😂😂😂👏🏼

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

It is a perfectly reasonable standard for a society to set that if you murder a child, your life is over. If you wanna let an insanity plea spare them from the death penalty? Fine. But they must die in prison. It’s not about punishment. It’s just protection. If you could snap and kill a kid, you simply can’t be trusted around people anymore. No matter what triggered it. This is in no way controversial.

It’s not like these baby killers are out curing cancer or something. They can rot in jail and ask God for mercy. We have become way too tolerant of criminality and way too compassionate towards the dregs of society. We have to stop wasting our compassion on baby killers and drug zombies. We have fire victims in Altadena and the Palisades and Spokane and Paradise (still) who are completely screwed and we are using up all our energy and empathy on the worst people in society. Snap out of it, folks.