@albertfordbrand Now that is a proper response! I just can’t stand it when someone’s sniveling little child beats my seat because they can’t play “fortnite” on the plane. You revolutionize my life everyday Albert!
Send her in Mark! With our new Referral program you will be getting a complementary Albert Ford T-shirt as well as a lawyer to help tie up any loose ends that may come up in the transport of your wife to our mines.
A visionary recently left me with a solution to my ever-bitching problem, Janice. I am completely overjoyed to announce that I am sending her to the poop mines. No longer will that bitch nag in my ear while I try to weld. Hope you enjoy your free trip to Bosnia Janice!
Every American Man needs one of these beautiful vehicles for when the government goes too far! Don't forget to pack your M14 Rifle into the back in case those damned police come round! Let's all keep America free by welding our own special dozers! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
With all this talk in my "social circle" of the game "minecraft", I sure do hope that my dumb bitch Janice doesn't play it! Certainly would ruin my day!