MisterMonsterous

My social media followers are mostly sex bots and advertising accounts...

[MisterMonsterous @MarkMonstroski]

@BarneysRubble0 I love when cops dig their own graves.

[MisterMonsterous @MarkMonstroski]

I think life is finding out what your brain is designed for and capable of.

Every brain has a specific thing it’s meant to do and you must find it.

[MisterMonsterous @MarkMonstroski]

My parents generation was like, “we had outhouses to go to the bathroom!” My generation is, “we had to go outside to an arcade to play video games!”

[MisterMonsterous @MarkMonstroski]

@paramountplus Is this fight going to freeze and get all pixelated like the co-main? @espn was so much better, I never thought I’d say that…

[MisterMonsterous @MarkMonstroski]

The monetary system is so powerful that even crazy people know they need money.

[MisterMonsterous @MarkMonstroski]

@BrandonLewisMMA @espn @espnmma @PFLMMA @MostVpromotions Man…. @BrandonLewisMMA got robbed in this fight…

[MisterMonsterous @MarkMonstroski]

Mutha fuckas be out there trying to out sad and out traumatize one another…

[MisterMonsterous @MarkMonstroski]

Some people are so uncreative; they can’t even make a fart that’s entertaining.

[MisterMonsterous @MarkMonstroski]

Everyone loves talking about how great the Egyptian civilization was but if you put a pharoah on a rollercoaster I think they would agree that we’re way cooler…

[MisterMonsterous @MarkMonstroski]

Angels are just people that decided to be kind.

[MisterMonsterous @MarkMonstroski]

@TaraBull It’s strange how so many people keep comparing body builders to boxers and other fighters… these guys aren’t doing this to beat people up! 😅

[MisterMonsterous @MarkMonstroski]

Young people seem to dislike seeing old people, but in a society where you see a lot of seniors, it probably means your survivability is quite high. I would be terrified to live in a place full of only young people.

[MisterMonsterous @MarkMonstroski]

Whenever someone has that one AirPod sticking out the wrong way, it feels like their life is not together…

[MisterMonsterous @MarkMonstroski]

I always have this feeling in my head like I’m supposed to be doing something with my life that would make it worth while; unfortunately, my brain just can’t figure out what it’s supposed to be.

[MisterMonsterous @MarkMonstroski]

Knowledge without application is useless.

[MisterMonsterous @MarkMonstroski]

If you wanted to, you could make a trebuchet and no one could stop you.

[MisterMonsterous @MarkMonstroski]

If someone gets taken to any mount Sinai hospital on the news, it usually means they’re dead.

[MisterMonsterous @MarkMonstroski]

It’s strange that we have to have enough money to live life while we’re living life.

[MisterMonsterous @MarkMonstroski]

Religions that teach living in the present are generally none violent whereas religions that want you to live for a future afterlife have a tendency to lean towards violence and fear.

[MisterMonsterous @MarkMonstroski]

The shortest distance between point A and B is dynamite.