Not Mike but Mark

Find out yourself

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Some Bundesliga club admin is probably thinking how they too can get involved in this Julián Alvarez drama. No one loves Twitter attention more than those guys.

[ACCRA MAYOR 🥲🥷 @0panaa_1]

You are a pathetic lair @FabrizioRomano

[Not Mike but Mark @Markodowski]

Rodri
Mata
Cazorla
Gavi
Ought to be there as well

[Drizzy🥶 @IdrisMikaila]

Nobody produces world class midfielders like Spain 🇪🇸🤩

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

Instead of these La Liga clubs creating pages called “Hand of Real Madrid” “Hand of Atletico”, they are using official pages for this 🤣
Love it. No going through the corners.

[Leagues Reporter @LeaguesReporter]

Comoros defeated Sudan 30-0 on aggregate to advance to the next round of the 2028 Olympic qualifiers.

Nigeria will face this deadly Comorian side in the next round😳

[Not Mike but Mark @Markodowski]

@topeojewale Delete this asap. See how he reveal my full govt name for X. Smh O baje oo

[Not Mike but Mark @Markodowski]

Pls bring 100m for Havartz

[Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @realmadriden]

Official Announcement.

[Not Mike but Mark @Markodowski]

@topeojewale Lowo Havartz? No, I don't think so

[Not Mike but Mark @Markodowski]

Victor Anichebe

[Super Eagles Supporters Club @official_esclub]

I challenge you to mention the name of this super Eagles player 👀💭

[Not Mike but Mark @Markodowski]

@topeojewale Laiṣe Soldier 🤷

[Not Mike but Mark @Markodowski]

Martinez

[ChocoTribe @Debbybruno3]

Which of them are you picking to stand in goal for you in a penalty shootout?

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Florentino Perez intentionally making a €150m bid to Atletico Madrid so they reject it and put a €500m price tag on him and prevents Barcelona from signing him.

My president.

[Not Mike but Mark @Markodowski]

Atletico is stupid for not accepting the bid. Real Madrid will be more foolish if they return with a higher bid

[Kay💧 @Kaypoisson1]

Since we now know Real Madrid’s bid was for Julian Alvarez
It means according Fiorentino Perez, Alvarez is on the same level as Prime Ronaldo.

Observed and Noted for Future Agendas

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

Comunicado oficial con nuestras aclaraciones sobre el comunicado oficial de nuestros vecinos @realmadrid:
1. Se os cortó el vídeo del Papa donde decía que también era del Atleti.
2. Habréis confundido la educación con agradecimiento, pero para que no haya dudas: no os agradecemos nada.
3. Ni estudiamos ni valoramos ninguna oferta por Julián.
4. Cómo no nos vamos a llevar bien, si nos hacéis reír aún más que el @FCBarcelona_es.

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

P.D. Aprovechando la buena relación con vuestro nuevo presidente, a ver si dejáis de 'robar' jugadores de nuestra Academia. ¡Muchas gracias, @realmadrid!

[Not Mike but Mark @Markodowski]

😂😂🤣

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

P.D. Aprovechando la buena relación con vuestro nuevo presidente, a ver si dejáis de 'robar' jugadores de nuestra Academia. ¡Muchas gracias, @realmadrid!

[Arteta's First Dawta❤️🏆😝 @Teafeh]

“See no trophy, Smell no trophy”
Say it now modafuckers😂🤣😂😂😂😂