Paris Markovich

Extra medium boy living the life, going manic, I mean absolutely fucking feral

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S4E3 Anthony just hit a clip #FaceOff

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S4E2, one of the contestants made a makeup inspired by 9/11…best show ever

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S4E1 Boutta watch Anthony go on a fuckin win streak #FaceOff

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S2E5 “I’ll be damned if there isn’t a Rhino in the shop” #FaceOff

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S2E3 THEY GOT ASHER ROTH? WHY? WAS MIKE POSNER BUSY? #FaceOff

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S2E2 #FaceOff

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S2E1, best thing about this episode was learning you could smoke in the house #FaceOff

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and now, the bride and groom will join each other on the dance floor for their first keke. can we have silence in the ballroom please.

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@Jaycee_Lynne_ yes

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bitches be like “we needed this” and it’s ketamine #secretlivesofmormonwives

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“I think theatre kids are funny like how you think the Unabomber is funny” Jaycee Carter

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Just saw like 6 lemonade stands while driving, we’re fucking back baby

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@TatsuShoryu What system do you use?

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Dick got caught in my underwear, ended up pissing on my feet. It’s a dog eat dog world we live in.

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@tdawgwestside This is just the plot of EVA you can’t fool me

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@denzelcurry They love making AMV’s

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@uwugoon Way to go dad!

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Who would win in a fight (serious answers only)

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@Jaycee_Lynne_ Dicotine*^

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told paris he was gonna pull out my tampon and he goes “GRENADE OUT”