Mark Rīter

Hashtag games and other funny stuff. NSFW. These are jokes! Also find me where the sky is blue.

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Not a math major.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Right after this photo was taken in 1981 I shouted “I will give the Harvard commencement address in 41 years!”

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We may record this call for training and exorcism purposes…

https://t.co/tCoIJ7XuwO via @NYTimes

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Labutt’s #Barenakedbeers

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Skinness #Barenakedbeers

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Stroh’s with No Clothes #Barenakedbeers

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Yueng-ding-a-ling #Barenakedbeers

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@jonkarl @XGirlNYC @weijia New ballroom justification incoming…

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@AgathaChocolats First python, then pythoff?

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North Forty #FilmsForFarmers

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Acres Away #FilmsForFarmers

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If he can teleport, shouldn’t he be Secretary of Transportation?

[Erin Burnett OutFront @OutFrontCNN]

A top FEMA official is doubling down on his claims that he teleported to a Waffle House. @KFILE reports.

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@TMZ Ironic or intentional that today is Transgender Day of Visibility? 🤔

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In an amusing twist, Noem’s husband’s drag name is Lorey Kewandowski. #BryonNoem

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Secret double life of Kristi Noem's crossdressing husband Bryon: The pouting 'busty bimbo' photos and trove of explicit messages https://t.co/4GvCcfPK9j

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@ABC @KimmiOsborne Here’s what a rollover can look like. Leno is the passenger. Maybe Tiger can go on @jayleno ‘s Garage so they can compare notes.

https://t.co/pAeaO50JRy

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Big Asters #FatFlowers

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@AgathaChocolats They’re sending me to Pelican Bay.

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@TheBabylonBee Now they have to come up with a different press release for their April Fools prank.

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@TerribleMaps @Ralph_Hapschatt Seems fishy. I can’t put my finger on it…

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@Scaramucci He’s just past his 3322nd Scaramucci.

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D-Cupcakes #SexySantaSnacks