Mark Johnston

London Taxi Driver since ‘91 and intending to get another 30 years out of the job.

[Mark Johnston @MarkRJohnston]

@TheLTDA Oh well, that's that then, eh? Never mind: you had a go... it might have been a lame, toothless, spineless go, but it was your best... wasn't it?

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@prodnose He and several like him showed utter contempt for the public and now he’s getting a fat pay cheque on a self-promoting jolly… who’s going in next, Cummings?

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@TXTREV Should have read this before posting… glaring error. “Good to KNOW they’re out there keeping us all safe.” Apologies to one and all.

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@TXTREV Good to now they’re out there keeping us all safe.

[Ryder 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 @Ryder56004614]

So @KwasiKwarteng has got a severance payment of £17,000 for wrecking the economy and being sacked. That’s more than I earned in a year as a care worker.

Please retweet if you think that he should give that money to a charity.

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@1350c A woman defending herself and making her assailant regret his actions is inspiring; let’s not project motives we have no evidence of onto the vile young man… the main thing is, he got schooled and will think twice in future.

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@J_Hartigan @RobinYlitalo I think the hotel featured in the Italian Job is actually The Royal Lancaster, where Charlie Croaker drives his car down the ramp… the ramp is now a walkway but that’s the hotel, not The Hilton. Great podcast, though 😎

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@ladycabdriver73 Found it pretty much nonstop for much of the day, but if every day was like that I think I’d have quit a long time ago

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@victoriaodonne8 Why on Earth did you accept it… you’re allowed to say no to people in that condition

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@greg_jenner Eat fried fatty food until your heart quits on you, bottle up your feelings until you explode in rage, get blind drunk to try to numb tbe pain or commit suicide and, above all, avoid education; too much information isn’t good for you.

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@whoisjennjacob Picked up Vanessa Rousso in my cab a few years ago, she was in London when there was a WSOP event being held here… she was In Smithfield of all places… lovely lady, we had a nice chat, dropped her meat Leicester Sq, she signed a PS stress toy for me

[Mark Johnston @MarkRJohnston]

@ChrisHewitt Bozoasaurus

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@KermodeMovie @TravelodgeUK You’re Mark Kermode… Travelodge??? Not tne Rosewood???

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@r7garry @gblondon1 They’re absolutely adamant that they shouldn’t be identifiable and that any system wouldn’t work… they get quite agitated on Twitter, surprisingly enough!

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@annaturley Has BoJo also got a food taster? Will the boy who took punishments on his behalf at school please come forward.

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@MoneySavingExp Fuck automation, employ people, take five minutes out of your lives to engage with PEOPLE, with lives, families, stories… stop sleep walking into becoming mindless consumers

[Mark Johnston @MarkRJohnston]

@MoneySavingExp Employ people, keep technology where it’s actually needed

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@silvercab49 The done thing is to either let you pass or pass the next job back, or to pull off… But there are some drivers out there who are just plain ignorant and greedy… Like the ones who do a U-turn onto King’s Cross rank even though they can see there are cabs further back

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@Cabbygreen79 It’s what they do, and they’re very good T it. Don’t ever kid yourself that they’re good people.

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@mohammed_hijab @SGismonte And they probably won’t really matter there, either.