Mark Sassu

[m. grande @maloo5hka]

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[Mark Sassu @MarkSassu]

I have the biggest crush

[Kain @kainsthename]

This hair makes me look like there’s a giant mustache on my forehead... lol still cute thooo

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@jersey__bounce US Drag Race is just America's Kidz Got Singing; Public Domain Week
#30rock

[molly @molly1gorczyca]

How it started: How it’s going:

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Family always gets the “I”

Them’s the rules

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Am I a crazy person or are there different meanings to “I miss you” and “Miss you”

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Like if I’m talking to someone I really, honestly care about deeply, I say “I love you” If I’m talking to a friend in a non-romantic way, I’ll say “Love you”

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I’m exactly “that’s too much frosting” years old

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Friend: You don’t seem to really catch feelings

Me: I don’t catch feelings. People need to earn them.

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“It’s 2020, were not wiping”
-@Apollo_Noir

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Interviewer: So what are your plans post quarantine?

Me: I’m going to go to Pieces and during Drag Suicide, give them $20 to lip-synch to Africa by Toto

Interviewer: ...I meant career wise...

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Burping while wearing a mask

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Friends talking about 9/11

Friend 1: I was honestly in disbelief when I heard

Friend 2: I thought I was dreaming

Me thinking we’re talking about Kesha’s whistle note in Praying: I immediately called my parents. They were already crying

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I just started a much needed poop after seeing my uber is only 3 minutes away...

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This is me.

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That being said, does anyone know a good place to get bootleg hooch? Prohibition fucking sucks!!

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It’s crazy to think the founding fathers didn’t have to worry about things like wearing a mask to Walmart or semiautomatic weapons in our schools.
It’s almost like they were born, raised, educated, and worked in a time unable to even fathom modern world!

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Too bad the governing document they created couldn’t be changed, or amended, to fit our new world and diverse society! If only they designed it to have pieces removed if they didn’t fit the thoughts and feeling of the people it governes!