Marky Ballsack

2X🥇Petsmart Associate of the Month. 1X 🍺 Fishing Mug Champion

[Marky Ballsack @MarkSchilly]

When I scratch my chest, the amount of loose hair that comes out in my fingers is insane

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

swear to god VP Vance wears makeup.

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Phone: Do not take your normal way to work. There’s something fucked up with it. Take this bullshit way.

Me: No. I’d rather be late going the normal way than go the bullshit way.

Phone: That was a test, and you passed. Your normal way is 3 minutes faster than the bullshit way

[colin @colin1111111111]

Girl Post: ugghh im so tired of men they only care about sex 😑
Guy trying to hit on her: I would never fuck you ❤️

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

It's useful whenever someone like Sam Altman or Elon Musk says "there's a good chance AI is going to kill everyone!" that you just substitute "I am" or "we are" for "AI" in your head and everything begins to make sense.

[Yugopnik @Yugopnik]

We’ve known that an alghorithm was “going to eventually kill everyone” for around 200+ years now. It’s called the profit motive. An unyielding “line go up” eternal growth algorithm that has slipped out of human control for a very long time now. Skynet isn’t killer drones, it’s quarterly earning spreadsheets.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

We bow down to Iranian radicals and apologize.

[Marky Ballsack @MarkSchilly]

@build_toronto Brad Bradford

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 🏠

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

They are correct!!!

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Canada renaming each lake after one of the 9/11 high jackers

[Marky Ballsack @MarkSchilly]

Turd Stink

[Marky Ballsack @MarkSchilly]

@feraljokes That rocks Jake, thank you 🙏

[Marky Ballsack @MarkSchilly]

@uncledoomer Another hilarious post man, how do you do it

[Marky Ballsack @MarkSchilly]

I always thought that someone in a position to have a job as silly as mine would make more money

[Marky Ballsack @MarkSchilly]

@feraljokes silly

[Marky Ballsack @MarkSchilly]

@ggreenwald @VanJones68 Too much text glenn - he stinks we get it

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

I bear no ill will for the “Muppets.”

[Marky Ballsack @MarkSchilly]

@largemotorcycle That’s Toronto Execllence

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

Every white boy goes through a suicidal period at some point in his thirties during which he must decide if he’s going to devote himself to the path of the addict, hobbyist, fetishist - or die.

[Marky Ballsack @MarkSchilly]

Lmao

[New York Post @nypost]

Knicks will make history as first NBA team to visit Trump White House https://t.co/aMr8bOB1hb