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Used to be nurse, used to be a soldier, used to be an academic and used to be in coastguard rescue. Now a happy gardener

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@nypost No words needed

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@Andz6_ True celebrities

[Oli London @OliLondonTV]

Kim Kardashian blasted by Formula 1 fans as ‘rude’ after ignoring famed F1 reporter Martin Brundle before her security guards push him away.

“Kim, Martin Brundle Sky F1 how are you today?…Urh you don’t need to push me mate!”

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@usanewshq At the Equator: The planet spins at approximately 1,041 mph (1,675 km/h).At Mid-Latitudes (e.g., the UK/Europe): The speed drops to around 740 mph (1,190 km/h).At the Poles: The speed is practically 0 mph.
Also depends if your driving with the spin or against it

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FLOAT TO LIVE

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@hotmess95277161 @Oudian9 If I remember correctly, in the British Military you would be described as a Fuckwit. Wonderfully descriptive word that perfectly sums up a lot of Americans

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@TomK_Brit1993 @JohnNofuchsia Think that the equivalent of an NHS middle manager could run a country

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@tuckers35 accidental handball is an offence only if a player's arm or hand makes their body unnaturally bigger or if the ball goes directly into the opponent's goal. If it touches the hand or arm accidentally and then bounces to a teammate who scores, it is generally no longer penalised

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Am I the only one who gets the creeps about this guy?

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@Artemisfornow That’s what happens when you put the equivalent of an NHS middle manager in charge of the country

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@aimee_fuller @TeamGB Had a go at skiing when I was in my fifties. I could only turn left and that includes when I was trying to go straight! I know I should have done it younger. Big respect and best for future Aimee

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

Sure @Keir_Starmer don’t get involved with war in Iran but here’s the huge issue you’ve totally underestimated: you promised to put the IRGC on the terrorist list and you didn’t. You recently promised again and still haven’t. It is key to how we perceive your “decency and respect” and hope for “a stronger, fairer Britain” to quote your speech this morning.

This is not political advice, it’s a suggestion as we are talking about a human rights issue: if you want us to believe that you and your party care about human values, the quicker you put the IRGC on the terrorist list, shut down the IRI funded terror centres around Britain, shut the embassy of the Islamic Republic and freeze their assets, the sooner you’d convince us.

If not - from the standpoint of millions - it looks like you, and many on the left currently attacking Iranians supporting freedom for the people of Iran, are standing with literal terrorists.

Our country is already going down a very dark path with rising antisemitism and - because of the Islamic Republic spreading their hate - rising Islamophobia.

The time to act is now. Not just for your own political survival but for the whole world.

On Jan 9th here with @mattfrei when news of the massacres was just filtering in and visibly traumatised when the number of dead was thought to be 12,000. The correct estimate is on my pinned tweet.

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Bit fucking late twat

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@Simi_2210_ 3

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@Jennnyyyyyy 18

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@manus0024 I expect the 30 dead ones are pretty still

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@Sahrish1278 3591

[Cybertruck @cybertruck]

Cybertruck brings power where you need it, thanks to Powershare

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We’ll need ultra tough & badass cargo vehicles on the Moon. Just saying