Mark Thomas

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@Ottojizzmark Grave diggers

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@NoContextBrits Global leaders in trade (stolen opium, humans, gold, silver, sugar and spices) until the aeroplane was invented and we decided we couldnt be bothered anymore so we invented the "services" industry and then exported it to where we had stolen opium, humans, spices etc

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@MPIainDS your statement on driving licences is incorrect condescending and inappropriate. I live in Spain and have obtained the correct Spanish driving license quite easily 18 months ago. Your racist blurt of mañana, mañana is pathetic - Brexit means Brexit, doesn't it?

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@AnkerOfficial Good luck all!

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@MerielMyers Jedi training.

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@IamHappyToast Chairman of the Sticky Dog Poo company congratulates his sales director on not only hitting his telesales targets for the month, but also for taking initiative in cycling to work this morning.

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@MerielMyers Exits are here, here, here, here and here.

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@Gizmodo Good morning. I'm a little Confused At The Use of Capital LeTters on This TweEt. Have A GrEat DaY. I Am Sure there's A Good Reason.

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@TheNewEuropean A stool, to place in the corner of his refurbisjed lounge and sit and think about what he has done, whilst his new wife berates him endlessly.

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@MerielMyers I like to move it, move it...

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@Delta On my sofa

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@ProductHunt I don't like it...

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@mouthwaite @virginmedia WiFi issues can be caused by thick walls, glass, metal structures (beams) etc so every house will be different, older houses tend to have more issues due to solid build. Good luck!

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@mouthwaite @virginmedia If you don't have Ethernet network ports in your laptops/ tablets then buy the Powerline WiFi adaptors - one goes on the wall next to virgin router, cable between the 2 and the second adaptor goes upstairs and provides internet to that room, more can be added in other rooms.

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@mouthwaite @virginmedia Devolo are the market leaders but a bit pricey, tp link have cheaper ones https://t.co/3xgDbNuWHX

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@mouthwaite @virginmedia Hi there. I suggest you use Poweline devices. In short cable is better than WiFi full stop, but getting a network cable from the virgin router to other rooms in the house is tricky. So Powerline uses the existing power cables the house and carries your internet over them, link..

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@Delta People

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@blackbaud please explain to me why you did not secure both my young (under 13) daughter's personal information and had a #security #cyberattack resulting in the loss of their personal #data re: #donkeysanctuary I do not consider this #socialgood do you?

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@AskCapitalOneUK i have just tried to make a debit card payment and your site states "We're sorry we've had a general system error trying to connect you to our payment pages" - I need to confirm if the payment has been made, I assume not. +Your Secure Message page does not work.

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@JohnCleese I, genuinely, went to a cafe yesterday in Barcelona, BeOne on the marina and was served by a guy who proudly told me his name is Manuel. I sniggered into my café con leche.