To the young lady who stopped to chat as I stood rooted to the spot with my dog; I wasn't observing the birds in the tree, I was desperately trying not to shit myself. Thanks to your intervention, I ultimately failed.
At one stage in life my family ordered so much pizza from the local Dominoes we nearly lived off it. It was so bad that after 2 weeks of giving up on them for "lent" the store rang us to see if we were OK. Huge wake up call
Remember, for every girl you see on shoulders at Glasto on camera having the time of her life, there's a fella underneath with 4 day old festival fanny all over the back of his neck 🤣