Mark Zinck

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@oelma__ Lacrosse

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@onlyskypace x = 26

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@onlyskypace 105°

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@melisizm0 27

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@linadreaamy 98

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Mark Zinck @MarkZinck]

@AnnieAgar Wolverines #10! Sweet!!! 🤣🏈🤣

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@GuntherEagleman @SenateGOP @Kash_Patel @TulsiGabbard 👍

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@footballzebras So this was the first ejection this year that was not for fighting or throwing a punch...

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@DetroitPodcast How many have been ejected in the NFL this season?

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@ProFootballTalk Is that the first disqualification of the season in the NFL?

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@FFBlueprint In a battle for 1st place, need a TE and a Flex from: LaPorta, Otton, Mattison, Atwell, Jeudy

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@redsteeze Kept Ringing the Bell

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@BuschBeer #Busch401K #Sweepstakes #DAYTONA500

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@BuschBeer #Busch401K #Sweepstakes #DAYTONA500 Go Kevin!

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@MicahhParsons11 You are so right! As a Michigan Wolverines fan, I root for Michigan State and Ohio State and any other B1G team when they play out of conference. It just makes the B1G conference better!

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@joncoopertweets Neil Peart
Robin Williams

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@FreshCorrea @seideljeff @freepsports They were celebrating the missed FG that sent the game to overtime, not the win by Seattle.

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@DetroitOnLion Then the refs in Seattle made it meaningless.

[Detroit Free Press @freep]

The Detroit Lions getting jobbed by controversial calls and non-calls in a game they’re not even playing is the most Detroit Lions thing ever.