Marla Harper

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Sexist Selfies
http://t.co/Y1Xweey4xR

[Marla Harper @MarlaHarperi]

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

[Marla Harper @MarlaHarperi]

i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep

[Marla Harper @MarlaHarperi]

you haven't replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

[Marla Harper @MarlaHarperi]

"RT @LanaDReyCrew: ""You can only have true hate, if you have true love."" - Lana Del Rey"

[Marla Harper @MarlaHarperi]

why am i not a butterfly i wanna fly into everyones faces and annoy them but they cant get mad cause im so pretty

[Marla Harper @MarlaHarperi]

"I think ""dildo"" is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I'd call you a dick but you're not real enough"

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Relationships These Days
http://t.co/9KYIjQ9IRB

[Marla Harper @MarlaHarperi]

it's so cute when u talk to someone a lot and u notice ur phrases slowly slipping into their vocabularies

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

This Is Why We Love Latinas
http://t.co/Tsw8AwuUg3

[Marla Harper @MarlaHarperi]

I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Pictures That Will Make You Go 'Oh SH*T'!
http://t.co/F8fUGRAxoZ

[Marla Harper @MarlaHarperi]

be nice to everyone in case someone u know gets rich

[Marla Harper @MarlaHarperi]

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

[Marla Harper @MarlaHarperi]

do u ever just know u typed ur pasword wrong but u still press the login button

[Marla Harper @MarlaHarperi]

maybe we're all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie ur shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette

[Marla Harper @MarlaHarperi]

i stare at boys so much how do they not notice

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Get Your Priorities Straight! If you saw these girls you would . . .
http://t.co/8vd86uGDyM

[Marla Harper @MarlaHarperi]

"RT @LanaDReyCrew: I think we're losing what we used to have, you know?"

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

These are some very VERY true reasons why girls dump their boyfriends.
http://t.co/qnVzrDNP7b