Marley Horne

[Marley Horne @MarleyHorne]

Sucking on a bottle of Jim Beam wishing it was you...@kflay @nniicchh #LifeasaDog

[Alan Watts @AlanWattsDaily]

The consequences of fake love are almost invariably destructive.

[Marley Horne @MarleyHorne]

@JeremiahJohnso4 @bigasssandwich why you gotta be a dick?

[Marley Horne @MarleyHorne]

@KennyStark2 @khaines20 I mean. How much dapper could you get though?

[Marley Horne @MarleyHorne]

That #PDXcarpet swag.

[Marley Horne @MarleyHorne]

@kflay and@nniicchh are taking over my #wcw and #mcm for the next 7 months.

[NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL]

3 more days.

@Packers at Seahawks

HURRY UP!!

[K.Flay @kflay]

IF U HAVEN'T SEEN THIS WATCH IT NOW http://t.co/1nh7ngqmJS

[Vincent Kompany @VincentKompany]

Two words.. TIM HOWARD #Respect #BelUSA

[Marley Horne @MarleyHorne]

@TimHowardGK is a god among men. #USMNT

[Marley Horne @MarleyHorne]

Even at my worst, well, kinda like the best though. @kflay. Life as a Dog. Fucking aces.

[Marley Horne @MarleyHorne]

#skipworkwatchsoccer #orjustdontwork @MaureenVeronica

[Marley Horne @MarleyHorne]

Cue...no longer being productive at work. #USMNT

[Marley Horne @MarleyHorne]

http://t.co/k5vsV5Trxp @MaureenVeronica what what

[Marley Horne @MarleyHorne]

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

[Marley Horne @MarleyHorne]

@RallySoberts straight to hell.

[Marley Horne @MarleyHorne]

To the long haired weiner dog named Earl growling at me while trying to enjoy the eclipse. Do less.

[Marley Horne @MarleyHorne]

#smashputt @BryceBlood

[Marley Horne @MarleyHorne]

@MaureenVeronica I'm not ashamed. Is this how #twitter works? #hashtag everything?

[Marley Horne @MarleyHorne]

@ZMHemmen you and Ryan worked there cuz you had huge tatas. Then I ended up working in the kitchen...wonder why.