Marley Wilson

Great moments are born from great opportunity.

[Marley Wilson @MarleyRaeWilson]

@SFCWills @JimLaPorta She was guard & I’m pretty sure if you aren’t on orders and something happens the military doesn’t cover it and most life insurance doesn’t cover suicide.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[𝗝𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗮𝗻 @changeisathing]

Someone tell Miley Cyrus that we need a 10 minute explicit version of 7 Things

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Suns in 7.

[GOLF.com @GOLF_com]

Move over, @PatrickMahomes, we have a new @ACChampionship long drive leader 👀

At 369 yards CARRY, @TJOshie77 moves to the top spot

[在上海读书的上海学生 偶尔上海线下 上海兼职 @dd66hydjff]

This is the most amazing dad shit I’ve ever seen. Dude let the baby go, caught the ball, recovered the baby mid air, only spilled a drop of beer and the baby didn’t drop the bottle.
Legendary!

[Bailey Sellers @SellersBailey]

My dad passed away when I was 16 from cancer and before he died he pre payed flowers so i could receive them every year on my birthday. Well this is my 21st birthday flowers and the last. Miss you so much daddy. 💜

[Arizona Coyotes @ArizonaCoyotes]

Can confirm there was a third date. ❤️

Hey @Suns, wanna make sure there's a fourth?

[not SVU 🦋 @livandorder]

i wonder how much money i could save if i wasn’t a fucking idiot

[Moses @MWashingtonSC]

Just made $1400 in my sleep, I’m built different.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

bank account: $1400

me to a girl scout: give me the thick mints

[darius.christ @darius_julian]

*stimmy hits*
Me at PetSmart: Yall got lions?

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

When Shania Twain says “Let’s go girls” I could kick a door down

[IS THERE A BUDGET? @goldenpolaroid]

Madea goes to Buckingham Palace

[Leah Johnson @byleahjohnson]

The only monarchy I support

[demitria @wannabfisherman]

not all men lmao

[Raiders Stress Me Out ✈️ @cardeaframez]

The secret service like bihhhh get a peloton