Hank Chinaski

I play with paper for a living and have a tan that farmers would be jealous of. I call my bosses morons to their face and they still employ me.

[Hank Chinaski @MarleysLadder]

@mailmanscott @MMJamesin518 @mailman_eddie @GunnerTodoroff @PostmanPat04 @mailgal4ever @JGrasseySr @mailmaam68 @drew4130 @bodaciousMikE @ChrisMitch86 @eldoradopod @JohnnyUtahBrah @postalpoet @cosplaydevil @gvegas_mailman @cheriboop @greg_wisc @jrladd73 @Brian_C60 @GoinPostalKC @jsun1500 People who use their turn signals at the last minute remind me of televangelists; neither one believes in what they are doing.

[Hank Chinaski @MarleysLadder]

Customer: "Are you post office?"

Me: "Nope just wearing the uniform and carrying mail for Halloween."

[Hank Chinaski @MarleysLadder]

@eldoradopod I owe you guys a podcast. I couldn't make the marathon show and didn't even call into the show. I will make this up in the future.

[Hank Chinaski @MarleysLadder]

@eldoradopod when did Fred move up north?

[Hank Chinaski @MarleysLadder]

Me in CVS:

Employee: "what can I help you with?"

Me: "I'm not saying it out loud." I walk to the counter and quietly whisper

"Preperation H."

[Hank Chinaski @MarleysLadder]

Dootie!!!!

[Hank Chinaski @MarleysLadder]

@eldoradopod @drew4130 @MMJamesin518 @mailmanscott @JGrasseySr @JohnnyUtahBrah @mailgal4ever @PostmanPat04 @GunnerTodoroff @mailman_eddie @cheriboop @afterlodgejason @JohnRichards04 @mailmaam68 @ChrisMitch86 @cosplaydevil @bodaciousMikE @gvegas_mailman @greg_wisc @jrladd73 @Brian_C60 @GoinPostalKC @jsun1500 @CurtisRemarc Just another day in paradise

[Hank Chinaski @MarleysLadder]

When the only thing you're dedicated to is being lazy.

[Hank Chinaski @MarleysLadder]

@drew4130 @JGrasseySr @mailmanscott @MMJamesin518 @JohnnyUtahBrah @eldoradopod @mailgal4ever @PostmanPat04 @GunnerTodoroff @mailman_eddie @cheriboop @afterlodgejason @JohnRichards04 @mailmaam68 @ChrisMitch86 @cosplaydevil @bodaciousMikE @gvegas_mailman @greg_wisc @jrladd73 @Brian_C60 @GoinPostalKC @jsun1500 @CurtisRemarc Sir you have an American flag in the shape of a marijuana leaf. Your package wasn't lost. It was confiscated.

[Hank Chinaski @MarleysLadder]

Customer: "Are you staying dry out there?"

Me:

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@PostmanPat04 Did you know that a buckeye is literally defined as a worthless nut.

Tells you all you need to know about my home state.

[Hank Chinaski @MarleysLadder]

@eldoradopod This just happened to me.

[Hank Chinaski @MarleysLadder]

@drew4130 @eldoradopod @PostmanPat04 @mailmanscott @GunnerTodoroff @mailgal4ever @mailman_eddie @JGrasseySr @JohnnyUtahBrah @cheriboop @MMJamesin518 @afterlodgejason @JohnRichards04 @mailmaam68 @ChrisMitch86 @cosplaydevil @bodaciousMikE @gvegas_mailman @greg_wisc @jrladd73 @Brian_C60 @GoinPostalKC @jsun1500 @CurtisRemarc Go to your Dr. and cite severe emotional distress and file for FMLA. Your doctor will undoubtedly sign off on it. The FMLA paperwork is available online.

Anyone have the link?

[Hank Chinaski @MarleysLadder]

@eldoradopod The Col. Needs to get his facts straight.

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My customer feels the same about Florida as I do.

[Hank Chinaski @MarleysLadder]

@mailmanscott @mailgal4ever @GunnerTodoroff @mailman_eddie @eldoradopod @drew4130 @PostmanPat04 @JGrasseySr @JohnnyUtahBrah @cheriboop @MMJamesin518 @afterlodgejason @JohnRichards04 @mailmaam68 @ChrisMitch86 @cosplaydevil @bodaciousMikE @gvegas_mailman @greg_wisc @jrladd73 @Brian_C60 @GoinPostalKC @jsun1500 @CurtisRemarc With the "useless carrier" comment I assume he is in management.

[Hank Chinaski @MarleysLadder]

@mailman_eddie @mailgal4ever @GunnerTodoroff @mailmanscott @eldoradopod @drew4130 @PostmanPat04 @JGrasseySr @JohnnyUtahBrah @cheriboop @MMJamesin518 @afterlodgejason @JohnRichards04 @mailmaam68 @ChrisMitch86 @cosplaydevil @bodaciousMikE @gvegas_mailman @greg_wisc @jrladd73 @Brian_C60 @GoinPostalKC @jsun1500 @CurtisRemarc Shirts are available for purchase on the nalc website.

[Hank Chinaski @MarleysLadder]

@PostmanPat04 @drew4130 @JGrasseySr @mailgal4ever @mailmanscott @eldoradopod @mailman_eddie @GunnerTodoroff @JohnnyUtahBrah @cheriboop @MMJamesin518 @afterlodgejason @JohnRichards04 @mailmaam68 @ChrisMitch86 @cosplaydevil @bodaciousMikE @gvegas_mailman @greg_wisc @jrladd73 @Brian_C60 @GoinPostalKC @jsun1500 @CurtisRemarc When @sparkythemailmn starts talking shit.

[Hank Chinaski @MarleysLadder]

I just pretended to be on the phone just to avoid talking to a racist man on my route.

Couldn't have done that 25 years ago.

[Hank Chinaski @MarleysLadder]

@mailmanscott @drew4130 @eldoradopod @JGrasseySr @mailman_eddie @GunnerTodoroff @JohnnyUtahBrah @mailgal4ever @cheriboop @MMJamesin518 @PostmanPat04 @afterlodgejason @JohnRichards04 @mailmaam68 @ChrisMitch86 @cosplaydevil @bodaciousMikE @gvegas_mailman @greg_wisc @jrladd73 @Brian_C60 @GoinPostalKC @jsun1500 As a Reds fan, today was not a bad day.

[Hank Chinaski @MarleysLadder]

@eldoradopod How did our horse do?

[Hank Chinaski @MarleysLadder]

@eldoradopod Take it out of what Jason owes the edit jar